Quote for Discussion: Episode 2

Today’s quote is from Self-Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson, which I read in high school.  I was reminded of it by this extraordinary post by the great hilzoy of Obsidian Wings.

Most men have bound their eyes with one or another handkerchief, and attached themselves to some one of these communities of opinion. This conformity makes them not false in a few particulars, authors of a few lies, but false in all particulars. Their every truth is not quite true. Their two is not the real two, their four not the real four; so that every word they say chagrins us, and we know not where to begin to set them right.

Quote for Discussion: Episode 2

Today’s quote for discussion is from Ralph Waldo Emerson’s Self-Reliance, which I read when I was in high school.  I was reminded of it by the brilliant hilzoy of Obsidian Wings in this extraordinary post.

Most men have bound their eyes with one or another handkerchief, and attached themselves to some one of these communities of opinion. This conformity makes them not false in a few particulars, authors of a few lies, but false in all particulars. Their every truth is not quite true. Their two is not the real two, their four not the real four; so that every word they say chagrins us, and we know not where to begin to set them right.

We Interrupt this Blog

For some banner meta.

Straight from the Great Pony’s mouth….

1.  buhdy wants the stars and ponies back
2.  however, we have lost our permission to use the ponies – so we have to find different ones
3.  he does not like the font on the buddha banner – prefers an Asian brush stroke font
4.  suggested we put the buddha on the star background
5.  wants to have a banner contest – may the best win

so here we go…
this is his concept –

& I hereby recuse myself from the banner.  I’m going to put OPOL’s latest back up until we have something more definite to show.

pfiore8 sent some mockups too.  I will post them here if she doesn’t mind. 

Midnight Cowboying – How We do Shit In Texas

This is a special treat for a special someone.

This never happened, and I was never here.

Enjoyz.

A Funny Story of True Revenge on Bush

I can tell this story because it happened long ago, in an Austin that seems so far far away now. Back in the day, before Silicon Valley decided to roll up on Austin like a midnight taco and make the city to expensive for the rural cowboys to call home, I happened to live on Sixth Street. For those familiar with Austin, my home, and office for my magazine Salt For Slugs, was located right above Paradise Cafe. And yes, I did have a hell of time.

With rock stars, freaks, revolutionaries, conspiracy theorists, intellectuals, rednecks and forbidden Tibetan martial arts masters rolling through everyday, the atmosphere was probably best described as Texas-style bohemian. All bets of what was considered standard mode of operation swere off. We basically did as we pleased, as everyone else did during this particular golden era of Austin. And then GW came to town.

As governor, we mostly saw a steady parade of protesters protesting the wholesale cleaning out of our death row, a project GW was currently undertaking. It is a little known fact that in Texas, the Railroad Commissioner has more power than the governor, who is basically there to sign bills, cut ribbons and sign death warrants. GW excelled at that last item. But being Texas, we basically left him alone. Mostly, because he was one of our few neighbors downtown. But being our neighbor, it was only a matter of time before we got him, Texas style.

I believe it was when he started talking smack to other countries that our opinion of our little dime store cowboy began to change. We knew he was an idiot, with his Texasification process and all. Why I remember one time we were walking by and out comes GW in all his glory, white cowboy boots tucked into white jeans with a white shirt topped with white Stetson. The whole outfit was tied together with a red bandana playfully tied around his neck.

My friend of Dorothy, who was walking with us to set up his gay Kicker bar, which I always pleaded with him to call Blazing Saddles, saw him and said, “Look, he is either on his way to happy hour at my place, or headed to a Roy Rogers convention.”

For all his asshattery, GW would offer up unintentional comedic performances I still relate to this day. But this is not a story of funny stuff he did, this is the story of my playful revenge against a man who I viewed as ruining the good name of Texas. We don’t need carpet bagging Yankees to do that for us, we do a nice job all by ourselves.

One of the more frustrating aspects of being the only other resident in the zip code of the governor’s mansion in Austin was that no matter where you called up, if they had a telephone system that picked up your information, we were always listed as living with GW. Our apartment did not exist in the records it seemed, and I spent countless hours explaining to various delivery services exactly where our monkey house was. And then there was an eureka.

I can’t remember exactly what the reason was, either us throwing the underage Bush twins out of our party again or some dumb ass remark about liquor and God Bush was prone to making at the time, but we had decided to get him. Being pacifists, we thought long and hard how to get him in a way that would just bewilder him, and him alone.

It was then that I realized every time I called Pizza Hut, they would enthusiastically answer the phone, “Hello Governor!”

I think you can see where this is headed.

So we started calling pizzas on GW repeatedly. The usually gig was to say, in our worst mimicking of our own accent, that this was the Governor, i.e. Bush, and we needed 30 pizzas for the staff members who were staying late working on a project. Back then, GW or Laura use to actually answer the door, though we shied away from being stupid enough to be at the scene of the crime, it was confirmed through the proper Austin channels that these pizzas were being delivered, and GW was getting pissed.

We had to have called at least 200 or more pizzas on Bush, usually 20-30 at a time. Though amusing as hell, the word got back to us that he was getting his dad’s men on the case to figure out who the hell was doing this to him. While I hold an opinion of GW just above a garden snake on hot tin roof in July, I have immense respect for his daddy, especially when it comes to phone surveillance and other spy type stuff. So we never called again, which was sad because after that I actually did want some Pizza Hut but was to chicken shit to phone in an order.

Funny enough, I was still in Austin in 1999, and I heard my neighbor was going run for president. This tickled my ribs to no ends and I was to remark, “You mean the dude who couldn’t catch a couple of stoners calling pizzas on him is going to become the leader of the free world?”

And he did.

——–

And oh, George Bush Jr is afraid of horses. Deadly afraid of them actually. That’s right, America elected a cowboy afraid of horses.

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My Top 5 Favorite Things Today

1) Reuters 2007 Awards Winning Photos
http://photos.reuter…

2)  Sammy Has a Bad Day
http://bestpicever.c…

3) When Hillary Clinton Was Hot
http://www.shoutwire…

4) Longleat Meerkats take photos of themselves
http://www.telegraph…

5) Mitt “FeFe” Romney’s Worst Nightmare

http://growabrain.ty…

Yeah, I was into pictures today.

LIVE… we’re going live on monday? eek!

here we are… ready? set? go live??? holy moly.

this is the palette of pre-natal docudharma
… the way your auras look to me


::: pico. . . poetry in thought

::: pinche is a not forgotten

::: exmearden memory in words

::: melvin has truth

::: buhdy inspiration

::: 73rd is grace and surprise (and this will surprise her)

::: ek… he’s the center of the wheel: scooping up shit and complaining about leadership…

::: Armando thunder

::: On The Bus… gravity… i get a sense she will be one to hold us together

::: Turkana is fire

::: Robyn. . . matriarch

::: LithiumCola:::: heavy metal

::: cronesense is earth

::: NPK… knowing

::: theevolutionarysieve… air

::: OPOL is electric

::: srkp23… exuberance!

::: Magnifico a stream… of news

::: :: buhdy, for you, from Sam Prekop’s Who’s Your New Professor :: :::

Not Funding The Iraq Debacle – Tell The Senate

Chris Dodd has set up a simple way to send the Senate your view on the proposed Dem capitulation. Matt Browner-Hamlin of the Dodd campaign (I am a Dodd supporter) writes:

Earlier this afternoon, my colleague Tim Tagaris sent an email to the campaign email list asking Dodd’s supporters to contact their Senators and ask them to join Senator Dodd in publicly rejecting any Iraq legislation that does not include enforceable deadlines for withdrawal of combat troops from Iraq. Instead, Tim asked that people lobby their Senators to support the Dodd amendment, the best option for immediately withdrawing American troops from Iraq and ensuring there is a firm deadline tied to funding for the redeployment of our troops out of Iraq.

. . . Already over 1,000 emails have been sent to the Senate in the first few of hours of this push, asking our Senators to vote “YES” on the Dodd amendment and “NO” on any legislation without hard deadlines.

Just say no to funding the Iraq Debacle.

Pony Party!

What?  Does this have to be about something?

First rule of Pony Party-  Never recommend it.

As it slides down the Recent Diaries list it will fill up with comments just like an Open Thread.  People will chat and have a good time.

When it is full up, either with unbearable traffic or aged out by time…

Another Pony Party!

How often will depend on traffic, but this is kind of where I was going with the site allocated time slots.  It is a technique totally stolen from Booman’s Froggy Bottom Cafe.

Morning, Noon, and Night.  This is when people check in.  They will come here first, because the traffic is slower and then go sip from the orange fire hose.

And to remind all y’all just how silly I can be-

Woke up late this morning,
A storm was really rolling,
Frogs and dogs were raining from the sky…

Everything seems awkward to me,
Nothing is as it should be,
If this keeps on I’m sure I won’t get by…

But then I close my eyes and try to smile…
I know things are bad and getting worse….
But after all this I can rest a while..

And then I’ll party, party!
Party, party, join us, join us,
Party, party, join us, join us,
Party, party, join us, join us,

Shake your tail and you can..

Party, party, join us, join us,
Party, party, join us, join us,
Party, party, join us, join us,

Shake your blues away!!!
(ha ha ha…)

(shin’s voice) Yo! Reggae vacation mon!

This party’s shakin’ and it ain’t just shakin’ here,
I see that smile grinin’ ear to ear,
Sing this song and you should really sing it dear,
Just sing along with US!

Party, party, join us, join us,
Party, party, join us, join us,
Party, party, join us, join us,

Shake your tail and you can..

PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY-PARTY!

Let ME just say one thing- to our visitors and lurkers

Just a quick note to those of you who have begun signing up. Feel free to write essays or to comment. The meta you see is intentionally being done in the open, and we welcome opinions. Some of this will be a work in progress. Those who are lurking, please go ahead and sign in.

As Buhdy says: be excellent to each other; and as I say: including to those with whom you have had previous disagreements (or just ignore them). We welcome you and look forward to hearing from you.

Leaders Melting, Bush Lost

Hat tip Sydney Indymedia

MakePovertyHistory Australia carted ice sculptures of George Bush and John Howard around Sydney to melt today to highlight their alternative vision for APEC: Building a Sustainable Future Free from Extreme Poverty: Priorities for APEC (40-page pdf)

Make Poverty History co-chair, Andrew Hewett, makes the connection:

It is a moral challenge, because those least responsible for causing the problem – the poorest people in the poorest countries of the world – will overwhelmingly pay the highest price as climate change begins to bite. If Australia is serious about being a global leader as chair of APEC, we must do three things. First, join the rest of the international community in ratifying the Kyoto Protocol. Second, commit to deep cuts in greenhouse pollution. And third, support the efforts of our neighbours and developing country partners in APEC to adapt to climate change and reduce poverty in an environmentally sustainable way.

It is clear that climate change is affecting the lives of the poorest people in our world. The monsoon season in our region and in South Asia has become shorter and more intense over the last decade, and so we can expect to see more people displaced by the kind of flooding we see right now in India, Pakistan, Nepal and Bangladesh. Crops are failing in the face of increasing temperatures and changing rainfall patterns. Millions of the poorest people in sub-Saharan Africa
face water shortages. And sea level rise could potentially displace millions of people from small island nations in the Pacific, and low-lying coastal countries, over the next few decades.

If we don’t get serious about tackling climate change, we won’t be talking about making poverty history, we’ll be making it permanent.

In other news from Sydney, surprise! W doesn’t even know where he is. In front of business leaders on Friday:

Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit . . . .

His recovery was lamer still, if that is possible.

As I type this, Radio Australia is playing Pink’s Dear Mr. President, something I have never heard them play before.

Elkhorn, Staghorn, and Foghorn Leghorn

(A Beautiful Diary, and you make quote me on that – promoted by ek hornbeck)

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Not sure if there’s really a “Foghorn Leghorn” coral, but the other two appear to have just paved a path for the few remaining penguins and the polar bears.  The Christian Science Monitor reports: New tool to fight global warming: Endangered Species Act?  A recent deal to protect the habitat of endangered coral may offer US environmentalists new leverage.

The elkhorn and staghorn coral won protected status under the ESA in May 2006. But it took a second legal battle to win a preservation of the corals’ “critical habitat,” part of last week’s settlement between environmentalists and the US fisheries service.

The act’s leverage will grow, environmentalists say, as climate change becomes recognized as a factor in species’ decline. The number of species-recovery plans that cite global warming as a damaging factor has gone from zero as recently as 1990 to 141 today – with most of the growth since 2000.

While that’s still just 9 percent of the 1,494 species listed at one time or another, the increase suggests that a large group of species still awaiting listing will have global warming cited as a major cause in their decline. The polar bear, 12 species of penguins, and the Kittlitz’s Murrelet, an Alaskan bird that nests on the edges of glaciers, are all candidates, Mr. Suckling says.

Note: You may recall Mr. Suckling’s work from melvin’s writing recently about a mother of a lawsuit v. Interior ahead.  Rest up Mr. Suckling! 

Those of us who care can certainly use all of the tools made available, however blunt, as our tool box has been robbed blind over the past seven years.  No doubt, we can all certainly use a little good news now and then too.  But what drove me to blog this article is the punchline at the end:

“It’s pretty exciting to find that a lowly marine invertebrate might actually someday be the legal catalyst for rulings against greenhouse-gas emissions,” says Andrew Baker, a University of Miami marine biologist specializing on climate change impact on coral. “It’s like getting Al Capone for tax evasion.”

Have you hugged a lowly marine invertebrate today?

(Hugs from Truth & Progress)

Boycott Minneapolis Airport for Larry Craig!! Too Funny!!

(Too funny – promoted by ek hornbeck)

A tip has appeared in my inbox that’s just to durned good to pass up.  Remember bad ol’ Richard Pombo?  Well, it seems his pals at the American Land Rights Association are OUTRAGED!!!

The Battle Ground (Washington) based association says airport police who arrested the senator [Larry Craig] in a men’s room sex sting are responsible for weakening private property rights in the West. Craig is a Republican member of the Senate Energy and Natural Resources Committee.

They’re calling for a boycott of the Minneapolis airport. Could be an interesting sidebar for next year’s Republican Presidential Convention in the Twin Cities, eh?

Cross-posted at Daily Kos.

Former Nixon staffer, and small-time game show host, comedian Ben Stein, has joined Arlen Specter in speaking out on behalf of the beleaguered Idaho Senator.  In his own words:

“On trumped up charges, they bring down the legislator and change the balance of power within the United States generally,” he says.  “This is a really serious case of police overreaching and the victim here is Larry Craig and the Constitution of the United States.”

That’s the complaint, and here’s the call for the boycott.

By ambushing Senator Larry Craig, the Minneapolis St. Paul Airport Police have effectively declared war on the west.  They are primarily responsible for greatly weakening private property rights and Federal land use advocates in the Senate…

We are urging you to make all your flight arrangemets avoiding the Mnneapolis-St Paul Airport for at least the next year and probably longer.  We’ll keep you posted as the boycott develops.

We must inflict economic pain on the airport authorities to get them to change their behavior.

—And they must apologize to Senator Larry Craig.

You can’t make this stuff up!!

Nevermind that the cop didn’t even know Craig was a Senator until after he apprehended him.  Or rather, in the course of apprehending him.  One can certainly make a case for lightening up on these poor repressed, closeted homosexuals, desperately seeking to sneak a bit of satisfaction into their mixed-up existence.  That there’s better things for those airport cops to do than hound people engaging in consentual acts between adults.

But to argue that the airport cops’ motive was to change the balance of the Senate?  Gimme a break!!  Are these people morphed out of something that landed in Roswell nearly 60 years ago, or what?  Unbelievable!!

Boycott Minneapolis Airport for Larry Craig!! Too Funny!!

I’ve been out of the loop for the last week or so, on hiatus from the dK firehose.  But a tip has appeared in my inbox that’s just to durned good to pass up.  Remember bad ol’ Richard Pombo?  Well, it seems his pals at the American Land Rights Association are OUTRAGED!!!

The Battle Ground (Washington) based association says airport police who arrested the senator [Larry Craig] in a men’s room sex sting are responsible for weakening private property rights in the West. Craig is a Republican member of the Senate Energy and Natural Resources Committee.

They’re calling for a boycott of the Minneapolis airport. Could be an interesting sidebar for next year’s Republican Presidential Convention in the Twin Cities, eh?

Cross-posted at Daily Kos.

Former Nixon staffer, and small-time game show host, comedian Ben Stein, has joined Arlen Specter in speaking out on behalf of the beleaguered Idaho Senator.  In his own words:

“On trumped up charges, they bring down the legislator and change the balance of power within the United States generally,” he says.  “This is a really serious case of police overreaching and the victim here is Larry Craig and the Constitution of the United States.”

That’s the complaint, and here’s the call for the boycott.

By ambushing Senator Larry Craig, the Minneapolis St. Paul Airport Police have effectively declared war on the west.  They are primarily responsible for greatly weakening private property rights and Federal land use advocates in the Senate…

We are urging you to make all your flight arrangemets avoiding the Mnneapolis-St Paul Airport for at least the next year and probably longer.  We’ll keep you posted as the boycott develops.

We must inflict economic pain on the airport authorities to get them to change their behavior.

—And they must apologize to Senator Larry Craig.

You can’t make this stuff up!!

Nevermind that the cop didn’t even know Craig was a Senator until after he apprehended him.  Or rather, in the course of apprehending him.  One can certainly make a case for lightening up on these poor repressed, closeted homosexuals, desperately seeking to sneak a bit of satisfaction into their mixed-up existence.  That there’s better things for those airport cops to do than hound people engaging in consentual acts between adults.

But to argue that the airport cops’ motive was to change the balance of the Senate?  Gimme a break!!  Are these people morphed out of something that landed in Roswell nearly 60 years ago, or what?  Unbelievable!!

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