Tag: the Onion

Odds or Onions Challenge XIX

Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong.   Politician Who Criticized Squirrels Gets Hospitalized By Squirrel Maybe Howard Brookins Jr. will think twice before he …

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Odds or Onions Challenge XVIII

Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong.   Pair Of 26-Year-Olds Hit It Off After Learning They Have Student Loans From Same Bank DENVER—Smiling at …

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Odds or Onions Challenge XVII

Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong.   Man’s 1993 Yearbook Photo Predicts Chicago Cubs Win 2016 World Series Chicago Cubs fans are looking at …

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Odds or Onions Challenge XVI

Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong.   Naturalist: Zoos should use peepholes to respect gorillas’ privacy Veteran British naturalist David Attenborough has called for …

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Odds or Onions Challenge XV

Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong.   Head of police chief group regrets law enforcement’s role in black oppression The head of the biggest …

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Odds or Onions Challenge XIV

Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong.   Alaska council to vote on cat leash law KENAI, Alaska — Cats will need leashes just like …

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Odds or Onions Challenge XIII

Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong.   Giant orange dinosaur in Massachusetts saved from extinction SAUGUS, Mass. — The giant orange dinosaur seen by …

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Odds or Onions Challenge XIII (Olympic Edition)

Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 1 in 3 shot at being wrong.   Officials Worried Olympic Cemetery Won’t Be Completed In Time For Games RIO DE JANEIRO—Stressing that time is …

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Odds or Onions Challenge XII

Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong.   Frustrated Nation Out Of Ideas To Solve Gun Violence Problem Except For All The Obvious Ones WASHINGTON—Unsure …

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Odds or Onions Challenge XI

Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines …   Florida Man To Stare At Ted Cruz’s Mouth For Two Hours Straight If artists are supposed to suffer for their work, then Tom Miller must be a …

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Odds or Onions Challenge X

Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong.   Pope Francis sends unhinged Trump supporters into a white-hot rage: ‘He’s prob a Muslim in disguise!’ Donald …

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Odds or Onions Challenge IX

Can you pick The Onion without hovering your mouse over the links? Not much of a challenge really, but if you just looked at the headlines you’d have an easy 50 / 50 shot at being wrong.   California Getting Closer To Having Lawmakers Wear Donors’ Logos The initiative, called “California Is Not For Sale,” …

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