July 22, 2008 archive

The Stars Hollow Gazette

You know I’m sorely tempted to promote.  It’s the kiss of death a midnight essay is- Fredo!

Instead I’ll tell you about some other games we play in my club.

When we were meeting in Niagara Falls there were just the 2000 of us which we considered quite a come down from our previous strength.  My future Executive Vice President, Vicki, saved my ass at least twice.

The first time was when she invited me to be part of the kool kidz klub and told me about the hole in the wall dive across the street from the Convention Center (at a 90 degree angle from the empty mall) that served the most delicious Porterhouse steaks (sorry vegetarians, I eat meat).

But the second time was this-

At Closing Ceremonies we were in some kind of open un-Air Conditioned Amphitheater.  For Officers- Black Tie.

As the speeches droned on my delegation melted outside where at least there was a breeze and there was nothing at all I could do about it.  I HAD to be there.

I must admit I was disappointed when Vicki slipped away, but I couldn’t blame her.  It was horrible and she had no reason to stay.  She wasn’t even my exec yet, I had someone who was outside with the rest.

Instead she came back with armfuls of cold (and very expensive) water.

I’ll never forget that day.

Later on resignations opened up a spot.  I went to Vicki with no expectations that she would even consider my request, but instead she taught me how to dance in front of a crowd and even today I’ll meet up with her and her husband and we’ll chat about all the good times.

Vicki cares about people.  She rewards the team.

That is politics.

The Bonus Expeditionary Force

It must have had a dreamlike quality to it: a summer’s day in Washington, the tanks and troops on the street accompanied by officers like George Patton and Dwight Eisenhower, led by none other than General Douglas MacArthur.  America’s Caesar was wearing a full salad bowl of ribbons and medals, magnificent astride a great horse; to the impoverished veterans he was riding to meet, he must have looked like a mighty warrior of a bygone era.  Then, to their horror, the Chief of Staff of the US Army ordered his infantry to fix bayonets, his cavalry to draw sabers, and his tanks to move forward.

Join me, if you will, in the Cave of the Moonbat, we’re tonight’s historiorant finds Depression-hit vets of the First World War encamped in a Hooverville in Washington during the summer of 1932.  I’m not saying it contains lessons to be learned about the interrelationships of Republican presidents, veterans, economic depression, and violent authoritarianism, but as St. Colbert once said, “I can’t help it if the facts have a liberal bias.”

Casting the Beauty Platform: Peace in Our Times

“Peace in our times?”

Moving broken line | stable broken line | stable broken line

Moving solid line | stable solid line | stable solid line

Trigrams: Heaven over Earth moving to Wind over Thunder


12. Obstruction

42. Benefiting




Obstruction.

This is not the other not benefiting the noble one’s persistence.

Much goes, little comes.

One cannot continue, one is being obstructed. This is frustrating. There is more loss than gain. This isn’t the other going against one’s interests, actually. Blaming someone may make one feel better, but isn’t helpful at solving the problem.

Benefiting.

It is beneficial to have a goal to move to.

It is beneficial to cross the big river.

Benefiting from the situation. It’s a good idea to have a plan for undertaking something, to make good use of the opportunity.

Moving line 1:

Pulling out grass and entangled roots because of its accumulation.

Persistence brings good fortune.

Progressing.

Removing something that has accumulated and is now in the way, weeding it out by the root. Under the surface, things may be more entangled than one thought. Things go well by persevering with this. There is progress being made.

Moving line 4:

Having a higher purpose.

Without fault,

but it is a category separate from happiness.

Working on something that’s important to you, perhaps regarding your personal or spiritual development. There is nothing wrong with that. It is no pleasure to go through this development, but it really needs to be worked with.

Trusting a Complete Stranger

“Don’t talk to Strangers.”



Mom & Dad

The dark car rolls up and the window slides down…

“Hey kid! Want some candy.” You like puppies, right?”

“All I need is your name, address, phone number and you’ll need to initial… right here, and sign here…Aah, don’t bother reading it, I’m a good guy. Trust me.”

“My Name is Lisa” — Powerful short film about Alzheimer’s

For the first five years of my marriage, my wife and I cared for her mother — “Mumsie” — who suffered from Alzheimer’s disease. I was her primary caretaker. Reading through the entries of ~another~ son-in-law who served as his mother-in-law’s primary caretake, I came across a powerful video by SheltonFilms about caring for Alzheimer’s patients called “My Name is Lisa.” It struck me so powerfully that I had to share it with folks.

“You want to have some idea what it is like to be a care-provider for someone with Alzheimer’s or other age-related dementia? Watch it.”

            — Jim Downey

Before reading the rest of this essay, watch the following piece.

My Name Is Lisa


The rest of the essay, plus the director’s video log, is over on ePluribus Media if you’d like to check it out.

The video alone is more than worthy of its own space on a page.

Vacation Part Two

It is said that the first day back from a wonderful vacation is tough.

Well it is much more so when facing the very real prospects of a career that will end not because of job performance,patent award dinners or hours upon hours of home study to keep pace in a technical field. It is by decision and design of asshole scumbag profitwarmongeringSatanworshipping Bohemian Grove attendees.  Yes so excuse me if I vent.

Pony Party



(h/t huff-puff)

~♥~ Pony Party is an Open Thread. Please don’t wRECk the Pony. ~♥~  

Funkaliscious Monday – Summertime

Yeah, I know its Monday. But I’m feeling in the mood for some funk. And since we’re in the heart of summer – how bout some summertime music? Here’s a few – starting with, what is in my opinion, the classic for the season.

Blackwater Dropping Security

Well, well, Blackwater, after ripping off the United States people with their extremely high priced Mercenary Forces, and getting U.S. troops killed from the blowback of their actions are now dropping their security details, apparently because it’s bad for their business bottom line!!

Pony Party: Road Trip

h/t Cute Overload

Pony can has cheezburger!

On being a Contributing Editor

We have over 30 Contributing Editors here at DocuDharma and the reason I won’t list them is that I don’t want to encourage judgement on the basis of activity.  Many of them are busier behind the scenes than in front of the curtain.  Others have had commitments that have called them away temporarily.  Some left to be free to express some rather unpopular positions that they thought would be damaging to the blog (at least that was the excuse).

There are few positions too unpopular to express here.

Most of them I think simply forgot, or lost their muse, or are busy with their own real life thing (fancy that).

It’s something to commit to one piece of original content a month, a week, or EVERY SINGLE DAY WHAT WAS I THINKING!

Sorry.  I hear voices sometimes.

And I think that scares people off, thinking that we’re some kind of insane Jann Wenner taskmasters cracking the whip with deadlines and threatening to cut off your expense account.  It’ll be ready when it’s ready.  Nor does it have to be a masterpiece, but it does have your name on top and maybe I’m just more comfortable churning out crap than most.

Coming soon we’re going to change the table of organization and have more Guest Bloggers and announce some new Contributing Editors.

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