The Stars Hollow Gazette

"Why are you a Republican?"

“Tell us about your political philosophy. There are different groups of conservatives, by way of example: Social Conservative, Fiscal Conservative, Law & Order Republican.”

“What is it about George W. Bush that makes you want to serve him?”

“Aside from the president, give us an example of someone currently or recently in public service who you admire.”


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  1. I’m going to have to crank this around to Jeopardy format.

  2. So. What is new and exciting?

    I don’t feel very witty tonight. Nothing bothering me but the dull boring brain cells appear to be dominating the clever ones.

    Maybe I need coffee.

  3. a new word….I meant to say what….

    • RUKind on July 31, 2008 at 08:51

    Do you collect Lord Cheney action figures?

    Would you like to lick my boots?

    Does Ann Coulter turn you on intellectually?

    Has Rush Limbaugh ever been wrong?

    Do you find Bill O’Reilly to be a brilliant elocutionist?

    Hannity or Colmes?

  4. Alek

  5. GWB is a good ole boy. He doesn’t take shit from anyone. He’s not a liberal! No, I’m not religious should I be? I just know that when I get rich he won’t take my money away like those slimy liberals do. He won’t let the terrorists get away with coming through my sewer pipes and getting my family.

    a paraphrase from the one ‘conservative’ in our family. After the truth started coming down he was left with. Sigh, well he’s still a good ol boy.  

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