William F. Buckley: We are so delighted to have you here, Mr. Gore. I seldom see another conservative like myself with maudlin thoughts dressed up in convoluted prose that the Great Unwashed don’t understand. Your obfuscation of the issues is majestic. You even managed to be elected president as a [heh heh] Democrat. Took Scalia to overrule the electorate. But perhaps you will tell us why, as one of us, you despise environmentalism so much. Is it because you are looking forward to owning ocean front property in Tennessee?