Of all of the horrible crap on TeeVee, the TLC program Here Comes Honey Boo Boo amongst the worst. As a matter of fact, this program is the epitome of redneckery. This trainwreck revolves around overweight child beauty pageant contestant Alana Thompson, now seven years old, her obese and incredibly stupid mum June, her three sisters (all four of the girls have different fathers), and her father.
I really do not know where to start. This program is so vile that it would require instruments not yet invented to measure its offensiveness. But it is my job to give my opinion, and remember I do not always write about things that I like.