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Personal Space

I don’t always talk about my mental health issues (though they provide a constant context I feel it’s only fair you should be aware of), nor do I wish you to have the impression I’m some kind of OCD germophobe (met one of those in Group Therapy, whole 9 yards, tissue on doorknobs which is …

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“Leave The Gun”

My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator. Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don’t have men killed. Oh. Who’s being naive, Kay? The Godfather is the truest movie about politics that has ever been written. All you needed to …

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Slow Play

Folks, I golf so I know just how it is. You want to do a deal so you call your Greens Keeper with whom you’re on a first name basis and set up a Tee Time, around 10ish so your (prospective) partner has enough time to stop at the office and pick up his weekday …

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Pathetic Earthlings

Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would’ve hidden from it in terror. Once again I woke up this morning facing a blank page when I fully expected …

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The Anti-Life Equation

I hope by now that regular readers will simply accept that I know a lot of stuff about a lot of stuff even though it’s not everything about anything and in some respects I’m as clueless as Sherlock- “What the deuce is it to me? You say that we go round the sun. If we …

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Tell Your Children

Drugs are bad, mmmkay? I’m sorry. I was stoned.

Comey Is No Hero

One of the most frustrating things this past week has been watching James Comey make the rounds of Stephanopoulos, Maddow, The View, along with other outlets and be lauded as some paragon of moral rectitude and virtue. Jim Comey is a lifelong Republican who willingly and enthusiastically signed off on Torture (a War Crime in …

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Dispatches From The War On Truth

Being our occasional journey to an alternate reality where the sky is sort of écru plaid. Comey Ruining Smoking Cohen Awards Punks Nikki Nikki You’re So Fine Teachers Suck Facebook Sucks Actually that last one is a fact.

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