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About Those War Crimes

The United States commits War Crimes. To this day. Our air strikes against and ground force presence in Syria, for example, are an instance of Aggressive War. “To initiate a war of aggression, therefore, is not only an international crime; it is the supreme international crime differing only from other war crimes in that it …

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He’s Always Been This Way

Look, I know people. I know people who know Rudy. He’s always been this way. A horrible human being who cheated on his wife and positioned the emergency command center for New York City specifically so he could cheat on his wife there. It was subsequently destroyed in the 9/11 attack because it was too …

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Sports

Watch Stormy

See what I did there? Stephen Colbert calls his segments “Stormy Watch” and I switched it around. Ok, look- the important thing about my jokes is that they amuse me. Massey Energy Company Therapy Billy Dee The Electric Twitter Machine Foreplay Weekend Update The Winner of the Peter Cushing Look-A-Like Contest Social Media NBA Playoffs …

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The Longest 2 Minutes In Sports

  This was no ordinary homecoming.  This was a do-or-die attempt to lay the ghost of years of rejection from the horse-rearing elite and the literati who sat in those privileged boxes overlooking the track and those unprivileged craven hordes who grovelled around the centre-field where he had suffered as a boy. The clubhouse as …

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Cinco de Mayo

Reprinted from 5/5/2012 The name simply means “The Fifth of May” and it’s an oddly U.S. American holiday. Except in the State of Puebla they don’t much celebrate the victory over the French at the Battle of Puebla in Mexico which makes it much more like Patriot’s Day that we here in New England get …

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The Trusty Gaslight

Rudy, Rudy, Rudy Court Mandates Persecution! Confessions Golfing Umm… actually, Boy Scouts is exactly like this. That’s why I wanted to be a Girl Scout.

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Trump Combat TV

Hucklebaby

The New York Times and the rest of the D.C. media practice a strange kind of feminism An upgaded sincerity algorithm Bad Acid Flashbacks

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Jenny Nicholson Not quite as angsty as Anna Akana, but still pretty funny and honest. Disney World is a very wierd place, I’ve been there myself several times. The Worst Reality Show of All Time

This is the NFL

As I pointed out almost a month ago the NFL and it’s Owners are a collection of pimps trafficking their Cheerleaders as Sex Workers. Not that there’s anything wrong with Sex Work if that’s what you choose to do. Redskins Cheerleaders Describe a Trip to Costa Rica That Crossed a Line By JULIET MACUR, The …

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About those questions.

While originally presented as a product of the Special Counsel’s Office by The New York Times there’s pretty general agreement now that the 49 (or 48, reports still vary) questions are instead the notes of Jay Sekulow and other members of Trump’s legal team following a meeting with Robert Mueller in March. This is kind …

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