Sponsors Matter – 24 July 2008

Take two. Second night. Why do I feel like smashing a pale pumpkin? Drop it off a high-rise and YouTube it. The last thing to go through his mind would be his asshole. But wait! Given the seemingly permanent rectal-cranial inversion wouldn’t that…? I’d like to see that German victory phallic column shoved up next to his head.

I bet Laura Ingraham could deep throat it. Misspell/mispell on her book title. Should be “Power to the Poople”. Watching this is like the closing scene in Clockwork Orange where the main character is getting desensitized to porn. Tied down, toothpick propped eyelids, electro-shock feedback. Fuck the Arctic Ice Cap. I have some Hudson Bay shorefront I can sell you at a steal. Polar bear free, too. You’re all Arctic foxes in the dead of winter. Don’t forget to smile.

8:10

Nissan Altima   nissanusa.com

We   wecansolveit.org   ~OO~

Aqua Globes   buyaquaglobes.com 800 875 3459 (portable enema, Bill?)

Advair   advaircopd.com (Hey! I use that! The new low dose is a $50 co-pay. The old dosage is $20. I’m paying a lot more for a lot less. Can anyone explain how that works?)

Alexis Glick and Terry Keenan. Looks like BillO has some new phone-sex ‘bos on Fox Biz. Cute, BillO takes out MSNBCs trash on GE and Disney doing Iran biz. Immelt and Eisner are evil. Woo-hoo! And their companies and networks suck! GE and Disney stock are down. Coincidence?

8:20

Terminix   terminix.com   Now there’s a handy service we can use.

Merfeces-Benz   mbusa.com

Viagra   viagra.com   Happy 10th anniversary! See ad in Golf Magazine! patent7yrs2go

Erickson Retirement   erickson.com   800 883 1905

Cabot Cheese   shopcabot.com   Jeez! Always wanted to open up a wine and cheese shop – Cheeses H!

Megyn Kelly. I’m starting to see a pattern here. Blonde. Lots of make-up. Youngish. Porn! Blurred out boobs! Hustler cover. Wonder if it was Bill’s personal copy or if he got Fox to buy it for him. Random Fox – Sticky Fingers was a great album, wasn’t it?

Wild horseshit…

8:28

BMW   bmwusa.com

Anti-Obama ad   bothwaysbarack.com

Merril Lynch

J. M. Eagle   jmeagle.com (973) 535-1633  

Sun Setter yawnings   see last night’s trash 23 July 2008

More Megyn face time. Bill has his right hand under the desk. Muslim father honor killings in the f’n USofA! It’s happening more and more, too. In TX? Someone call TerminiX, pls.

Wow! There’s a song out about lesbians kissing. On the mouth even! Who knew? Number one in Uhmerica, too. Fourth teaser for it. Lesbi-islamolingualprobingfaceists!

8:36

American Express   open.com   americanexpress.com

Kia Sportage   kia.com

Prilosec OTC  prilosecotc.com   Gee, the patent ran out. OverTheCounter.

We   wecansolveit.org   ~OO~

GOLD   no site   800 214 8271 lots of free 4 color bullprint; call them and ask; waste their time and resources

Finally! The lesbian song. Two hetero girls making a boyfriend jealous? What about all those teasers for the last 35 minutes? Rehab first, now girls-kissing-girlz in the bar. Jane Hall, blonde, lots of make-up – older but fits the pattern. I wonder if she can take her teeth out? Why don’t they have Cheney’s daughter commenting on this? Somehow they segued right into Obama-bashing using media itself as the connective thread.

8:45

Hertz   hertz.com

Farmers credit monitoring   800 FARMERS

Fear   fearnet.com  movie and game reviews? beta web site

  Duxbury Jewellers

  Jannell Ford Hanover

  BMW Norwell/Norwood

Back to surreality. The Brutal Truth Zone – Letterman is an anti-Bush commie fascist. Bush war crimes are mentioned on his show by a guest?!?!? Reality Check! NAS sez Fox is racist. Umm, Bill, that was Nas and MoveOn with a 600,000 signature petition. Anyone reporting this is corrupt (he really said that). Bill Richardson gets trashed for pointing out McSame is a NYT and media pet rock. Nas’s sales and NYT stock are both down. Coincidence?

8:53

Lending Tree   lendingtree.com   800 555 TREE (8733)

Midas Brakes   midas.com   (Unlike Bush’s shit.com)

Mercedes MLV   mbusa.com

Jos A Bank   josbank.com

AIG   agitermlife.com  800 618 9310   cheap life insurance  ~OO~

Pinheads and Patriots. Primate grabs rifle. Thank God we still have one of the first ten amendments. Reader e-mails. They must have run them through a spell-checker first. BillO for McSame’s veep. Gotta love that concept! Over and flat out.

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Satya.