Feb 03 2019

Super Bowl LIII

Isn’t that the backside of a sail?

Let’s get this out of the way first. There is no team in the NFL I despise more than the Patsies, not even the ‘Boys. So my rooting is entirely with the Scams despite the fact they stole the Super Bowl from the ‘Aints (who are at least tolerable) through bad officiating.

And the NFL as an Institution is nothing more than a Blackface Minstrel Show where the only real thing is the Traumatic Brain Injury Owners inflict on their Slaves.

This has become a secular holiday and a corrupt display of late stage capitalism through relentless marketing. Only the naked advertisements will hold my attention as I find Throwball in general intensely soporific (also Football, give me some Curling or Darts).

So close.

Anyway, this year’s controversy is whether Gladys Knight ought to be singing at all much less “Anacreon In Heaven“.

Once heard it can not be unheard. Just saying.

The headliner is Maroon 5. Maroon 5!!! Who are they again? Go back and watch House. Not even my best.

And all because of Kaepernick and his knee problem.

Oh. You think it’s not about race?

Tom Brady’s New England Patriots Are Team MAGA, Whether They Like It or Not
by Corbin Smith, Daily Beast
02.01.19

WE’RE STILL HERE! WE’RE STILL HERE! Obviously, Brady is referring to his aging, decrepit, cheating-ass squad’s progression to the big game. But, imagine you didn’t know anything about football, or who Tom Brady was, or anything like that. You would think that you were watching some square-jawed grifter throwing red meat to the hogs at an alt-right rally, screaming at the libs who thought Nancy Pelosi and her gender warriors were gonna keep DECENT AMERICAN FOLKS from BEING HERE.

Of course, even if you do know stuff about Brady you may still think he’s on his way to pursuing this line of grifting. He flashed a red MAGA hat, an accoutrement that is gaining more and more traction as a symbol of white nationalism in America, in his locker back in the primary days. He wasn’t the only one! Patriots’ Coach Bill Belichick wrote a goddamn letter to Trump right before the end of the campaign that basically amounted to an endorsement, that Trump then read on
stage. And Pats’ owner Robert Kraft is also his pal, and was even shouted out at Trump’s pre-Inauguration dinner in D.C. for his most deep-pocketed donors.
…
The people I am sitting here roasting for their support of Trump have tried to run the same playbook. Brady backed off a little when his wife clearly told him to, said that he didn’t actually have political opinions at all, that actually he was “a positive person,” and that Trump was just his friend he supported because he always supports his friends, even if he did think it would be cool if he won. I’m not actually with him, he’s just my friend is somehow even more unnerving in its way, because what kind of weirdo do you have to be to be friends with Donald Trump? Is he a fun guy to hang out with? Is Brady really so vacant that he hangs out with this doddering fool for access to golf courses? If Brady really does want to satisfy the Daniel Radcliffes of the world, wouldn’t he find it in his heart to distance himself from the president everyone hates? But he doesn’t, presumably because he sees nothing wrong with it, because his worldview lines up with that of our racist president.

Kraft insists he doesn’t agree with Trump’s rhetoric on Kaepernick, but it’s not as if he’s cast the man aside. Belichick won’t even deign to answer a question on that matter, because he is a robotic psychopath who only thinks and talks about football.

Look, it doesn’t matter if the Patriots like it or not, they are the official team of American White Nationalism, the MAGA Boys On the Field. You can’t implicitly or explicitly support Trump, who reads speeches written by Stephen Miller as a matter of course, play in a market whose sporting culture is renowned for its racism, have a decade-plus organizational obsession with undersized white receivers, and be called, no shit, the Patriots, without getting the vile Fox News Soup that poisoned half the country on your shirt. Try to put on a bib of distancing yourself, deflecting questions, telling everyone your wife told you to stop talking about it, that shit isn’t gonna work. You’re the MAGA Kid. It’s on you forever. It stalks and haunts you.

When you root for the Patriots, you are associating yourself with a virulent and revolting strain of politics that seeks to Make America Great Again—which is to say, white, European, English-speaking. And look, I understand if you’ve been rooting for Boston teams your whole life. Fandom is a hard drug to quit. But please, look at yourself, look at who these guys put out for, and reconsider. Think about if you would want to find yourself in a crowd of sweaty, white men chanting WE’RE STILL HERE while a Trump supporter egged you on. Are you one-hundred percent sure you’re comfortable with that?

Jews will not replace us? Bueller? Bueller?

It is hard to live in Stars Hollow sometimes. Die hard Patsies no matter how ill treated they are or what it says about them they ignore the cheating and racism.

Not that the Patsies are alone in their guilt, it is in fact Throwball as a whole and the Scams are as complicit as everyone else.

Yet you are mesmerized by the train wreck. Even my Therapist is a Packers fan.

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  1. Things duller than Throwball- Golf.

  2. Another half hour?

  3. The YouTube Kickoff Show

  4. ‘Murika the Bootyfull

  5. No Pips

  6. Over now

  7. Trying to Black it up so we forget Kaepernick

  8. First Big Ad! Avengers Trailer.

  9. Patsies from their 39

  10. INT on the first throw by Brady. Scams from their 27.

  11. Punt. Patsies 12.

  12. M&Ms was disturbing

  13. bumble?

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 18:43
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    Patriots ball on own 13
    2nd and 9

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 18:44
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    Patriots ball on own 13
    3rd and 9
    Last Play: Tom Brady incomplete pass to the left intended for Sony Michel.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 18:45
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    Patriots ball on own 24
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the left to Julian Edelman for 11 yards to the NE24. Tackled by Aqib Talib.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 18:45
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    Patriots ball on own 20
    2nd and 14
    Last Play: Sony Michel rush to the left for a loss of 4 yards to the NE20. Tackled by Dante Fowler Jr..

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 18:47
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    Patriots ball on own 31
    1st and 10

    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the right to Rex Burkhead for a loss of 4 yards to the NE16. Penalty: Personal Foul on Los Angeles 15 yards.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 18:47
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    Patriots ball on own 36
    2nd and 5

    Last Play: Rex Burkhead rush to the left for 5 yards to the NE36.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 18:47
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    Patriots ball on own 48
    1st and 10

    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the left to Rex Burkhead for 8 yards to the NE48.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 18:51
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    Patriots ball on Los Angeles 33
    1st and 10

    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the left to Rob Gronkowski for 19 yards to the LAR33. Tackled by Marcus Peters.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 18:51
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    Patriots ball on Los Angeles 31
    2nd and 8

    Last Play: Rex Burkhead rush up the middle for 2 yards to the LAR31. Tackled by Michael Brockers.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 18:52
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    Patriots ball on Los Angeles 31
    3rd and 8

    Last Play: Tom Brady incomplete pass to the left intended for Chris Hogan.

  24. Killer Skin?

  25. WeatherTech Pet Comfort

  26. FG No good

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 18:56
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    4th down Patriots kick FG and It’s NO GOOD. YES!!!!!

  28. Captain Marvel

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 18:57
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    Rams ball on own 36
    1st and 10

    Last Play: 46 yard field goal attempt by Stephen Gostkowski is NO GOOD.

  30. Oooh Bud Lite goes tough on Coors Lite

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:00
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    Rams ball on own 41
    2nd and 5

    Last Play: Robert Woods rush to the right for 5 yards to the LAR41.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:00
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    Rams ball on New England 10
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Jared Goff pass to the left to Josh Reynolds for 49 yards to the NE10. Tackled by Jonathan Jones.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:01
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    Rams ball on New England 10
    2nd and 10
    Last Play: Jared Goff incomplete pass to the left intended for Robert Woods.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:01
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    Rams ball on New England 42
    3rd and 3
    Last Play: Jared Goff pass to the left to Robert Woods for 7 yards to the NE42. Tackled by Jonathan Jones.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:03
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    Rams ball on New England 42
    4th and 3
    Last Play: Jared Goff incomplete pass to the right intended for Robert Woods defensed by Patrick Chung.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:04
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    Patriots ball on own 19
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Johnny Hekker punts for 28 yards to NE19. No return.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:07
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    Patriots ball on own 23
    2nd and 6
    Last Play: Sony Michel rush to the right for 4 yards to the NE23. Tackled by Lamarcus Joyner and Mark Barron.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:08
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    Patriots ball on own 30
    2nd and 10
    Last Play: Tom Brady incomplete pass to the left intended for Chris Hogan.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:09
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    Patriots ball on Los Angeles 45
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the right to Julian Edelman for 25 yards to the LAR45. Tackled by Aqib Talib.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:09
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    Patriots ball on own 45
    2nd and 20
    Last Play: Tom Brady sacked at NE45 for a loss of 10 yards. FUMBLE, recovered by NE (David Andrews)

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:10
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    Patriots ball on Los Angeles 40
    3rd and 5
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the right to Rob Gronkowski for 14 yards to the LAR40. Tackled by Mark Barron.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:11
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    Rams ball on own 6
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Ryan Allen punts for 34 yards to LAR6. No return.

  43. This is a real movie? Fast and the Furious Hobbs and Shaw

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:13
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    Rams ball on own 12
    2nd and 4
    Last Play: C.J. Anderson rush to the right for 6 yards to the LAR12.

    Last play of the 1st quarter

  45. Glitter Pepsi

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:16
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    Rams ball on own 6
    2nd and 10
    Last Play: Penalty: False Start on Los Angeles (Rob Havenstein) -5 yards.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:16
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    Rams ball on own 9
    3rd and 7
    Last Play: C.J. Anderson rush to the right for 3 yards to the LAR9.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:17
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    Rams ball on own 9
    4th and 7
    Last Play: Jared Goff incomplete pass to the right intended for Robert Woods.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:18
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    Patriots ball on own 37
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Johnny Hekker punts for 54 yards to NE37. No return.

  50. Winter Is Coming

    For Bud Light

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:21
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    Patriots ball on own 43
    2nd and 4
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the right to Julian Edelman for 6 yards to the NE43.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:21
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    Patriots ball on own 46
    3rd and 1
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the left to Rob Gronkowski for 3 yards to the NE46.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:22
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    Patriots ball on Los Angeles 29
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the right to Julian Edelman for 25 yards to the LAR29.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:23
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    Patriots ball on Los Angeles 28
    2nd and 9
    Last Play: Cordarrelle Patterson rush to the left for 1 yard to the LAR28.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:24
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    Patriots ball on Los Angeles 28
    3rd and 9
    Last Play: Tom Brady incomplete pass to the left intended for Chris Hogan.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:25
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    4th down. patriots attempt another FG

    FG is GOOD

    Patriots 3 – Rams 0

  57. Google takes an ad

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:30
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    Stephen Gostkowski kicks off to the LAR1. JoJo Natson return for 27 yards to LAR28. Tackled by Patrick Chung.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:31
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    C.J. Anderson rush to the right for 5 yards to the LAR33. Tackled by Patrick Chung.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:31
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    2nd&5 at LAR 33
    (9:48) Jared Goff pass to the left to Robert Woods for 18 yards to the NE49.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:32
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    1st&10 at NE 49
    (9:30) Jared Goff pass to the left to Brandin Cooks for 3 yards to the NE46. Tackled by Stephon Gilmore.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:33
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    2nd&7 at NE 46
    (8:47) C.J. Anderson rush to the right for a loss of 3 yards to the NE49. Tackled by Danny Shelton.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:33
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    3rd&10 at NE 49
    (8:06) Jared Goff incomplete pass to the left intended for Josh Reynolds.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:34
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    4th&10 at NE 49
    (8:00) Johnny Hekker punts for 39 yards to NE10. Julian Edelman return for 7 yards to NE17.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:34
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    Patriots ball on own 17
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Johnny Hekker punts for 39 yards to NE10. Julian Edelman return for 7 yards to NE17. Tackled by Johnny Mundt.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:35
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    Patriots ball on own 20
    2nd and 7
    Last Play: Rex Burkhead rush to the left for 3 yards to the NE20.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:36
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    Patriots ball on own 20
    3rd and 7
    Last Play: Tom Brady incomplete pass to the right intended for Sony Michel defensed by Cory Littleton.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:37
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    Patriots ball on own 25
    4th and 2
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the right to James White for 5 yards to the NE25.

  69. Female Throwball Player Toyota commercial

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:39
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    Rams ball on own 45
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Ryan Allen punts for 53 yards to LAR22. JoJo Natson return for 13 yards to LAR35. Tackled by Kyle Van Noy. Penalty: Holding on New England (Albert McClellan) 10 yards.

  71. Planter’s commercial

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:40
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    Rams ball on 50
    2nd and 5
    Last Play: Todd Gurley II rush to the right for 5 yards to the 50.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:41
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    Rams ball on New England 47
    3rd and 2
    Last Play: Todd Gurley II rush to the right for 3 yards to the NE47. Tackled by Lawrence Guy.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:42
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    Rams ball on own 39
    4th and 16
    Last Play: Jared Goff sacked at LAR39 for a loss of 14 yards.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:43
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    Patriots ball on own 27
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Johnny Hekker punts for 34 yards to NE27. No return.

    • BobbyK on February 3, 2019 at 19:44
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    That is going to be cool

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:45
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    Patriots ball on own 38
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the right to Julian Edelman for 11 yards to the NE38.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:46
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    Patriots ball on own 40
    2nd and 7
    Last Play: Rex Burkhead rush to the right for 3 yards to the NE40.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:47
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    Patriots ball on own 49
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the right to Julian Edelman for 9 yards to the NE49. Tackled by John Johnson III.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:47
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    2 minute warning

  81. Turbo Tax is creepy

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:50
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    Patriots ball on Los Angeles 46
    2nd and 5
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the left to Cordarrelle Patterson for 5 yards to the LAR46.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:51
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    Patriots ball on Los Angeles 41
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Penalty: Too Many Men on Field on Los Angeles 5 yards.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:53
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    Patriots ball on Los Angeles 41
    2nd and 10
    Last Play: Tom Brady incomplete pass to the left intended for James White.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:53
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    Patriots ball on Los Angeles 41
    3rd and 10
    Last Play: Tom Brady incomplete pass to the right intended for James White.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:53
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    Patriots ball on Los Angeles 32
    4th and 1
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the left to Cordarrelle Patterson for 9 yards to the LAR32. Tackled by Marcus Peters.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:55
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    Rams ball on own 32
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Tom Brady incomplete pass to the left intended for Rob Gronkowski defensed by Cory Littleton.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:55
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    Rams ball on own 26
    2nd and 16
    Last Play: Jared Goff sacked at LAR26 for a loss of 6 yards.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:56
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    Rams ball on own 40
    3rd and 2
    Last Play: Jared Goff pass to the left to Brandin Cooks for 14 yards to the LAR40.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:56
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    Rams ball on own 40
    4th and 2
    Last Play: Jared Goff incomplete pass to the left intended for Robert Woods.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 19:57
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    Patriots ball on own 2
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Johnny Hekker punts for 58 yards to NE2. No return.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:00
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    Halftime. Rams to receive at the start of the 2nd half

  93. Screw In The Head

  94. Skull Shaver

  95. Steroid Addled Morons NFL

  96. Speaking of- Moron 5

  97. Not that I remember any of this, and not in that good stoned kind of way. Nor should you. They’re going Blue with drop outs.

  98. More Blackface

  99. That was… incredibly dull.

    • BobbyK on February 3, 2019 at 20:27
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    No wardrobe malfunctions either

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:30
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    Rams ball on own 25
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Stephen Gostkowski kicks off to the endzone. Touchback.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:31
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    Rams ball on own 25
    2nd and 10
    Last Play: Jared Goff incomplete pass to the middle intended for Josh Reynolds.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:33
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    Rams ball on own 47
    2nd and 4
    Last Play: Todd Gurley II rush to the left for 6 yards to the LAR47.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:34
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    1st&10 at LAR 41
    (14:15) Todd Gurley II rush to the left for 5 yards to the LAR46. Tackled by Patrick Chung and Jonathan Jones.

  105. Kia Assembly in West Point Georrgia

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:37
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    Rams ball on own 46
    3rd and 5
    Last Play: Todd Gurley II rush to the right for no gain to the LAR46. Tackled by Kyle Van Noy.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:37
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    Rams ball on own 46
    4th and 5
    Last Play: Jared Goff incomplete pass to the left intended for Brandin Cooks.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:38
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    Patriots ball on own 8
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Johnny Hekker punts for 46 yards to NE8. No return.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:39
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    Patriots ball on own 12
    2nd and 6
    Last Play: Sony Michel rush to the right for 4 yards to the NE12. Tackled by John Johnson III.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:40
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    Patriots ball on own 14
    3rd and 4
    Last Play: Rex Burkhead rush to the left for 2 yards to the NE14.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:40
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    Patriots ball on own 41
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the left to Julian Edelman for 27 yards to the NE41.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:41
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    Patriots ball on own 41
    2nd and 10
    Last Play: Tom Brady incomplete pass to the right intended for Chris Hogan.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:41
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    Patriots ball on own 49
    3rd and 2
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the left to Julian Edelman for 8 yards to the NE49.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:42
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    Patriots ball on own 49
    4th and 2
    Last Play: Tom Brady incomplete pass to the left intended for Julian Edelman.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:43
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    Rams ball on own 2
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Ryan Allen punts for 49 yards to LAR2. No return.

    • BobbyK on February 3, 2019 at 20:45
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    So much for my hope that the Rams would win in a blowout

  117. Sad Robot Mich Ultra

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:46
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    Rams ball on own 4
    2nd and 8
    Last Play: Todd Gurley II rush to the left for 2 yards to the LAR4.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:47
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    Rams ball on own 6
    3rd and 6
    Last Play: Todd Gurley II rush to the right for 2 yards to the LAR6.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:47
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    Rams ball on own 6
    4th and 6
    Last Play: Jared Goff incomplete pass to the right intended for Todd Gurley II.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:53
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    1st&10 at NE 29
    (8:36) Rex Burkhead rush to the right for 2 yards to the NE31. Tackled by John Johnson III.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:53
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    2nd&8 at NE 31
    (7:59) Penalty: Illegal Shift on New England -5 yards.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:53
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    2nd&13 at NE 26
    (7:28) Tom Brady pass to the right to Julian Edelman for 8 yards to the NE34.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:54
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    Patriots ball on own 34
    4th and 5
    Last Play: Tom Brady incomplete pass to the left intended for Chris Hogan defensed by Marcus Peters.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:55
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    Rams ball on own 23
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Ryan Allen punts for 42 yards to LAR24. JoJo Natson return for a loss of 1 yard to LAR23. Tackled by Matthew Slater.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:57
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    Rams ball on own 30
    2nd and 3
    Last Play: Jared Goff pass to the right to Josh Reynolds for 7 yards to the LAR30.q

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:58
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    Rams ball on own 49
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Jared Goff pass to the left to Brandin Cooks for 15 yards to the LAR49.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:59
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    Rams ball on New England 47
    2nd and 7
    Last Play: C.J. Anderson rush to the right for 3 yards to the NE47.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 20:59
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    Rams ball on New England 47
    3rd and 7
    Last Play: Jared Goff incomplete pass to the right intended for C.J. Anderson.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:00
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    Rams ball on New England 29
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Jared Goff pass to the right to Robert Woods for 18 yards to the NE29.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:04
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    2nd&10 at NE 29
    (3:35) Jared Goff pass to the right to C.J. Anderson for 3 yards to the NE26.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:04
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    Rams ball on New England 35
    4th and 16
    Last Play: Jared Goff sacked at NE35 for a loss of 9 yards by Dont’a Hightower.

    • BobbyK on February 3, 2019 at 21:05
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    That felt like a miracle. Tied up.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:06
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    4th&16 at NE 35Tied 3-3
    (2:15) Greg Zuerlein 53 yard field goal attempt is GOOD.

    Game tied

    Rams 3 – Patriots 3

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:07
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    Patriots ball on own 25
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Greg Zuerlein kicks off to the endzone. Touchback.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:08
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    Patriots ball on own 26
    2nd and 9
    Last Play: James White rush to the left for 1 yard to the NE26.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:10
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    2nd&9 at NE 26
    (2:01) Penalty: Holding on Los Angeles (Mark Barron) 5 yards.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:10
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    Patriots ball on 50
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Sony Michel rush to the right for 19 yards to the 50. Tackled by Lamarcus Joyner.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:11
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    Patriots ball on Los Angeles 45
    2nd and 5
    Last Play: Sony Michel rush to the left for 5 yards to the LAR45. Tackled by Cory Littleton.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:11
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    End of 3rd quarter

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:15
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    Rams ball on own 7
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Ryan Allen punts for 37 yards to LAR7. No return.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:16
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    Rams ball on own 16
    2nd and 1
    Last Play: Jared Goff pass to the left to C.J. Anderson for 9 yards to the LAR16. Tackled by John Simon.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:17
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    Rams ball on own 11
    2nd and 6
    Last Play: Penalty: False Start on Los Angeles -5 yards.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:17
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    Rams ball on own 15
    3rd and 2
    Last Play: C.J. Anderson rush to the left for 5 yards to the LAR16. FUMBLE, recovered by LAR.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:18
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    Rams ball on own 23
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Jared Goff pass to the right to Brandin Cooks for 8 yards to the LAR23. Tackled by Kyle Van Noy.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:18
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    Rams ball on own 22
    2nd and 11
    Last Play: Jared Goff pass to the left to Todd Gurley II for a loss of 1 yard to the LAR22. Tackled by Albert McClellan.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:19
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    Patriots Time Out

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:21
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    In complete. 3rd & 11

    • BobbyK on February 3, 2019 at 21:23
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    Seriously makes you wish the saints were in it

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:23
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    Rams ball on own 27
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Penalty: Holding on New England (Stephon Gilmore) 5 yards.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:24
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    Rams ball on own 43
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Jared Goff pass to the left to Brandin Cooks for 16 yards to the LAR43.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:24
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    Rams ball on own 33
    1st and 20
    Last Play: Penalty: Holding on Los Angeles (John Sullivan) -10 yards.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:25
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    Rams ball on own 31
    2nd and 22
    Last Play: Jared Goff sacked at LAR31 for a loss of 2 yards.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:26
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    Rams ball on own 31
    3rd and 22
    Last Play: Jared Goff incomplete pass to the left intended for Brandin Cooks.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:27
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    Rams ball on own 30
    4th and 23
    Last Play: Todd Gurley II rush to the right for a loss of 1 yard to the LAR30.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:28
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    Patriots ball on own 31
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Johnny Hekker punts for 39 yards to NE31. No return.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:30
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    Patriots ball on own 49
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the right to Rob Gronkowski for 18 yards to the NE49.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:31
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    Patriots ball on Los Angeles 38
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the middle to Julian Edelman for 13 yards to the LAR38.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:32
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    Patriots ball on Los Angeles 31
    2nd and 3
    Last Play: Tom Brady pass to the left to Rex Burkhead for 7 yards to the LAR31. Tackled by Marcus Peters.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:34
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    Touchdown by Patriots with 7 minutes left in the game

    Patriots 10 – Rams

  161. OK, Amazon

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:37
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    Rams ball on own 25
    1st and 10

    Kickoff
    (7:00) Stephen Gostkowski kicks off to the endzone. Touchback.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:38
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    Rams ball on own 44
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Jared Goff pass to the left to Brandin Cooks for 19 yards to the LAR44.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:39
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    Rams ball on own 45
    2nd and 9
    Last Play: Todd Gurley II rush to the left for 1 yard to the LAR45. Tackled by Trey Flowers.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:39
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    Rams ball on own 45
    3rd and 9
    Last Play: Jared Goff incomplete pass to the right intended for Robert Woods.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:40
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    Rams ball on New England 44
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Jared Goff pass to the left to Josh Reynolds for 11 yards to the NE44. Tackled by Jason McCourty.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:41
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    Rams ball on New England 22
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Jared Goff pass to the right to Robert Woods for 22 yards to the NE22.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:41
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    Rams ball on New England 27
    2nd and 10
    Last Play: Jared Goff incomplete pass to the right intended for Brandin Cooks defensed by Duron Harmon.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:41
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    Patriots ball on own 4
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Jared Goff pass intended for Brandin Cooks INTERCEPTED by Stephon Gilmore. No return.

    • BobbyK on February 3, 2019 at 21:43
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    Mierda

    • BobbyK on February 3, 2019 at 21:44
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    Well maybe the defense can score

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:44
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    Patriots ball on own 5
    2nd and 3
    Last Play: Sony Michel rush to the left for 1 yard to the NE5.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:46
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    Patriots ball on own 31
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Sony Michel rush to the right for 26 yards to the NE31.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:46
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    Patriots ball on own 36
    1st and 10
    Last Play: Penalty: Illegal Use of Hands on Los Angeles (Dante Fowler Jr.) 5 yards.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:48
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    1st&10 at NE 38
    (2:47) Sony Michel rush to the right for 3 yards to the NE41. Tackled by Aaron Donald.

    • BobbyK on February 3, 2019 at 21:48
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    Or not

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:49
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    2nd&7 at NE 41
    (2:33) Rex Burkhead rush to the left for 26 yards to the LAR33.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:50
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    Patriots ball on Los Angeles 33
    1st and 10

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:52
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    Patriots ball on Los Angeles 29
    2nd and 6
    Last Play: Sony Michel rush to the left for 4 yards to the LAR29.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:53
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    Patriots ball on Los Angeles 24
    3rd and 1
    Last Play: Sony Michel rush to the right for 5 yards to the LAR24. Tackled by Mark Barron.

    2 minute warning

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:57
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    Patriots ball on Los Angeles 24
    4th and 1
    Last Play: Sony Michel rush to the left for no gain to the LAR24. Tackled by Dante Fowler Jr. and Lamarcus Joyner.

    • TMC on February 3, 2019 at 21:59
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    Patriots FG attempt is Good

    Patriots 13 – Rams 3

    This game is essentially over.

    • BobbyK on February 3, 2019 at 22:04
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    Well that’s all folks

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