The Daily Late Nightly Show (Completely Useless Programs)

The New Guy

Jordan Klepper

The Most Useless Program Ever Created

Sure, I’ve coded randomizers. Mine accept strings like “4+4d4” (total of 4 4 sided dice with 4 added to each die, range 20 to 32, average result 26) and “4d4+4” (total of 4 4 sided dice with 4 added to the result, range 8 to 20, average result 14).

Of course it accepts odd numbers that don’t map to Platonic Solids too, like 7 or 17, and re-seeds the psuedo-random number generator with each die thrown. Not really random at all in the strictest mathematical sense, but it passes most tests and is close enough for gaming.

Trevor’s guests this Week are-

King Bach is the most followed person on Vine, another completely useless program. He’ll probably want to talk about his role in Fifty Shades of Black.

Mr. Continuity

Panama Red

Superpredators

Larry’s panelists this Week are-

Mr. Mainstream

A week of repeats. Again. A week of repeats. Again.

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  1. Vent Hole

  2. We race

  3. North Carolina

  4. Porn rules the world

  5. Colored People Time

  6. Roy Wood Jr and Jordan Klepper

    • BobbyK on April 12, 2016 at 11:10 pm

    HillBill 2 for 1.

  7. Jessica Williams

  8. MOZ

      • BobbyK on April 12, 2016 at 11:33 pm

      Larry Larry Larry

  9. BillO

  10. 2016

  11. Colorado

  12. Al Lewis does not deserve comparison with Ted Cruz

  13. The Donald

  14. Franchesca Ramsey

  15. Colored People Time for the panel

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