**The New Guy**

**Jordan Klepper**

**The Most Useless Program Ever Created**

Sure, I’ve coded randomizers. Mine accept strings like “4+4d4” (total of 4 4 sided dice with 4 added to each die, range 20 to 32, average result 26) and “4d4+4” (total of 4 4 sided dice with 4 added to the result, range 8 to 20, average result 14).

Of course it accepts odd numbers that don’t map to Platonic Solids too, like 7 or 17, and re-seeds the psuedo-random number generator with each die thrown. Not * really* random at all in the strictest mathematical sense, but it passes most tests and is close enough for gaming.

Trevor’s guests this Week are-

- Tuesday 4/12:
**King Bach** - Wednesday 4/13:
**Ken Jeong** - Thursday 4/14:
**W. Kamau Bell**

**King Bach** is the most followed person on *Vine*, another completely useless program. He’ll probably want to talk about his role in **Fifty Shades of Black**.

**Mr. Continuity**

**Panama Red**

**Superpredators**

Larry’s panelists this Week are-

- Tuesday 4/12:
**Quinta Brunson** - Wednesday 4/13:
**Bernie Sanders** - Thursday 4/14:
**Bassem Youssef**

**Mr. Mainstream**

A week of repeats. Again. A week of repeats. Again.

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