First of all, the only reason I watch the Super Bowl is for the Ads.
This year all the controversy is about future CFL washout Tim Tebow and the lies his mother told him about his birth.
Abortion is illegal in the Phillipines so it was never an option.
This year’s ads are not up on teh intertubz yet but here are some past years’-
- 2009, cost $3.0 million per :30
- 2008, cost $2.7 million per :30
- 2007, cost $2.6 million per :30
- 2006, cost $2.5 million per :30
Though I prefer the Bissell Kitty Halftime Show some of you may be interested in this year’s performers, Pete Townsend and Roger Daltrey- abused as a child and researching internet child porn for his autobiography and not at all guilty thank you very much.
A much better performance than you will see today-
Oh, and I understand there is also a game.
Outside of their abuse of the home of Poe by the evil and manipulative Robert Irsay, there’s also their current coach, Jim Caldwell who tanked games and deserves to be barred for life and from the Hall of Fame just like Pete Rose does.
But let’s get down to brass tacks–
- The Saints have a running game and the Colts don’t.
- The Saints are relatively healthy and the Colts Defense is injured.
These are both good reasons to take the Saints and the points. Payton Manning is just not that much more Super than Drew Brees.
But perhaps you’re not interested in the game only the United States and Canada calls Football-
Well, there’s always the Hypnotoad.
It’s The Hypnotoad!
|"Television is a vast wasteland"|
Here is some other special counter programming-
|Comedy||Bender’s Big Score||Oxygen||America’s Next Top Model Marathon|
|FX||Ice Age 1 & 2||History||Food Tech x 2, Decoding the Past|
|MSNBC||To Catch a Predator Marathon (What Else?)||MTV||Teen Mom Marathon|
|SciFi||Ghost Hunters Marathon||TBS||Failure to Launch, Titanic (Ugh, James Cameron)|
|TCM||The Pink Panther (Peter Seller, David Niven), 8 1/2 (Fellini!)||Discovery||Destroyed in Seconds Marathon|
|TNT||Law & Order Marathon||Travel||Man v. Food Live Marathon|
|TV Land||Home Improvement Marathon||USA||Law & Order: SVU Marathon|
The other channels will be carrying their usual crap.
So remember, all right thinking patriotic Americans are rooting for the humble, long suffering, victims of Katrina to utterly dominate and destroy the arrogant Bolts.
But you red state Indiana Evan Bayh fans are welcome to participate too.