State of the Union

If you’re like me, you’ll be looking for some alternative programing at 9 pm.

It’s The Hypnotoad!

"Television is a vast wasteland"
hypnotoad
PBS The National Parks: America’s Best Idea Spike 1000 Ways to Die, 1000 Ways to Die, 1000 Ways to Die, MANswers
A&E Dog the Bounty Hunter, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Steven Seagal Lawman, Steven Seagal Lawman Animal Planet I Shouldn’t Be Alive, I Shouldn’t Be Alive
AMC The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Terminator 2: Judgment Day Bravo Launch My Line, Launch My Line
Comedy Central Futurama, Futurama, South Park, Tosh.0 ESPN College Basketball- Florida State at Duke
E! Keeping Up With the Kardashians, True Hollywood Story ABC Family Bring It On: Fight to the Finish, America s Funniest Home Videos
Food TV Throwdown With Bobby Flay, Throwdown With Bobby Flay, Worst Cooks in America FX The Simpsons Movie, Nip/Tuck
HGTV House Hunters, Income Property, House Hunters International, Holmes on Homes History MonsterQuest, Ax Men
Lifetime Message in a Bottle Oxygen The Perfect Man
MTV Real World, Real World Nickelodeon Everybody Hates Chris, Everybody Hates Chris, George Lopez, George Lopez
SciFi Ghost Hunters International, Ghost Hunters TBS Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns, Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns, Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns, Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns
TCM My Son John, I Was a Communist for the FBI Discovery Man vs. Wild, Solving History with Olly Steeds
TLC I m Pregnant And…, I m Pregnant And…, Toddlers & Tiaras TNT Bones, Leverage
Toon Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Super Hero Squad Show, King of the Hill, King of the Hill Travel Man v. Food, Man v. Food, Man v. Food, Man v. Food
TV Land Home Improvement, Home Improvement, High School Reunion USA NCIS, Psych
VH 1 100 Greatest Hip Hop Songs, For the Love of Ray J 2 Disney Smart House, Phineas and Ferb, Phineas and Ferb, Hannah Montana

And then you can watch Adult Swim just like I will.

Or Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, whatever.

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  1. First of all, this is NOT for comments about the State of the Union address.

    Only mindless drivel on other subjects.

    Secondly my participation is going to be spotty and experimental as my primary goal this evening is to build myself a new Operating System.

    Good luck.

    • TMC on January 28, 2010 at 1:35 am

    You’re right about the vast wasteland. Well, no TV, never mind cable, here, not that I miss it except for TDS/TCR but I’ve been watching that on line. Some here have never seen Jon or Steven. They were quite amused and surprised.

    • TMC on January 28, 2010 at 1:36 am

    Howard Zinn, historian who challenged status quo, dies at 87

    Howard Zinn, the Boston University historian and political activist who was an early opponent of US involvement in Vietnam and a leading faculty critic of BU president John Silber, died of a heart attack today in Santa Monica, Calif, where he was traveling, his family said. He was 87.

    “His writings have changed the consciousness of a generation, and helped open new paths to understanding and its crucial meaning for our lives,” Noam Chomsky, the left-wing activist and MIT professor, once wrote of Dr. Zinn. “When action has been called for, one could always be confident that he would be on the front lines, an example and trustworthy guide.”

    Blessed Be.

    • TMC on January 28, 2010 at 1:44 am

    Do you have any women on your staff? I mean i-Pad??? Sheesh. The some of the jokes on the internet today were side splitting.

    Jezebel That Time Of The Month: The Internet’s Best Period-Related iPad Jokes

    Apple’s iPad announcement earlier this afternoon prompted a score of WTFing across the internet, prompting many to ask, “Are there any women on Apple’s marketing team?” Answer: Apparently not. (Period.)

    From Twitter (for what it’s worth, #iTampon is apparently the number three trending topic on the site.):

    tjakabon: “It surfs the web AND stops the bleeding.”

    Gelatobaby: And you can use the giant QWERTY keyboard to get your period on the #iPad!

    CarolBlymire: Is #apple making an iPad for light-flow days? Just wondering…

    Trish1981: iPad? Really? All I can say is, I’m sticking with Always, bitches.

    tremendousnews: So I can say “That chick is on her iPad” and not be called a pig? Thank you Apple.

    melissapierce: iPad has changed “the conversation” from how we use tech in context to how we use tech as Kotex. (who named this thing?)

    TwittsMcGee: I haven’t heard this many period jokes since I was forced to watch The View last month. #iPad

    kathycacace: Okay, just one more. The iPad: protecting your data from embarrassing incidents.

    Johnpapa: “64 gig iPad will forever be known as the heavy flow model.”

    Yeah, It’s that bad. My husband found this hillarious. I reminded him about paybacks.

    • Edger on January 28, 2010 at 1:55 am
    • TMC on January 28, 2010 at 1:59 am

    “My Son John, I Was a Communist for the FBI” That’s quite a cast….Helen Hayes, Van Heflin, Robert Walker and Dean Jagger (was he ever young?)

    Nice analysis of the 1950’s Red Scare

    My Son John and The Red Scare in Hollywood

  2. Dodged a bullet with that.

     Personally I’m going to be sitting in class during the SOTU.

    But if I wasn’t, I would probably be watching old Twilight Zone reruns, or something like that.

  3. No Country for Old Men and then The Watchmen instead. I have no tv and I have movies from Netflix.

  4. Well the run happened 5 miles, my body aches.  Got a late start on the bourbon though, ended up missing my bus and having to stand outside for an hour BRRRR.  But Now the glass is full of that loverly liquid Crazy Chicken and Coke on the rocks.  Mmmm.

    Come on Mr President Wow me!!!

  5. Nordic combined is on Universal Sports, more interesting than the hand job being given in Washington.  Ooh its jumping tonight, these guys are awesome flying 80 some odd meters.

  6. It’s all nebulus and vague but he is one awesome speaker.

    Hey MomCat he’s talking bout you.  All of those going to Haiti

    • TMC on January 28, 2010 at 4:31 am

    Skpr23 just tweeted me that this jerk said

    “You know I forgot tonight POTUS was black for an hour.”

    Good grief, why is this fool still on the air?  

  7. the blow hards are rebutting and Im about to puke.  Good night Johnboy (bong hit)  Catch ya’ll tomorrow.

  8. MUST. OBEY. HYPNOTOAD.

  9. and his continuning series of CT subjects.

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