You can live blog it here! I will be live blogging one next door on WWL.
You have to take a sip of your beverage of choice every time he says “Our Safety” or “Security.”
Make it a long slug if he says “Wall Street” and “Reform” in the same breath without even a touch of a twitch.
Do a shot every time he says “Grow the economy,” or the “Fight.”
A double shot for every time he says “Moving Forward.”
If he mentions that the HCR bill is a good thing in any way, forget the shot glass go ahead and drain half the bottle.
Hit the bong once for any mention of Al CIAduh, and shot gun it to the person on your left if that mention is followed by a “Bin Laden.”
One line of sweet Peruvian Pink if he says ‘Bipartisanship” or “Reaching Across the Aisle.”
Go straight for the mescaline if he saber rattles Iran.
One square of Mr Natural blotter acid if he talks of war in Yemen.
One MDMA if he speaks of “Israel’s Security.”
Tap a vein for street heroine if he claims “Success” in his first year.
If he blames liberals? Just shoot your TV’s.
I figure the live blog will last less than 4 minutes before we all pass out, in desparate need of our stomachs pumped.
The Oracle has Spoken. Be here at 9 for the show. Heh.