Obama is Here, and O’Reilly is Shitting Himself

(10 am – promoted by ek hornbeck)

Crossposted from The Wild Wild Left and to One Wing Left, Never In Our Names, Docudharma, and Station Charon

Suuuuu-prizzzzzzzzzzze, suprise.

The wingers are going bat-shit crazy about a Ludacris song. A song I found entertaining and poignant at the same time.

Now, am I surprised that the Rich White Boyz Hater Club are pissing their depends and whipping eachother into an ibogene frenzy imagining monsters lurking in low riders waiting to rape their womens and see bling trails pulsing like photon ray guns that murder white babies in vitro?



Nah. I’m more surprised they don’t just wear their hoods on set.

I mean, the wingers have been emailing jokes behind the scenes about “Can we still call it The White House if Obama wins?” for months now.

But god forbid that a rapper turn that joke back on their cellulite-pocked white lard asses.



The video follows… as does rantage.

Here are the lyrics. Its something I wish I had written, you know? The dripping irony, the righteous anger. Every word is true.

‘m back on it like I just signed my record deal

yeah the best is here, the Bentley Coup paint is dripping wet, it got sex appeal

never should have hated

you never should’ve doubted him

with a slot in the president’s iPod Obama shattered ’em

Said I handled his biz and I’m one of his favorite rappers

Well give Luda a special pardon if I’m ever in the slammer

Better yet put him in office, make me your vice president

Hillary hated on you, so that bitch is irrelevant

Jesse talking slick and apologizing for what?

if you said it then you meant it how you want it have a gut!

and all you other politicians trying to hate on my man,

watch us win a majority vote in every state on my man

you can’t stop what’s bout to happen, we bout to make history

the first black president is destined and it’s meant to be

the threats ain’t fazing us, the nooses or the jokes

so get off your ass, black people, it’s time to get out and vote!

paint the White House black and I’m sure that’s got ’em terrified

McCain don’t belong in ANY chair unless he’s paralyzed

Yeah I said it cause Bush is mentally handicapped

Ball up all of his speeches and I throw em like candy wrap

cause what you talking I hear nothing even relevant

and you the worst of all 43 presidents

get out and vote or the end will be near

the world is ready for change because Obama is here!

cause Obama is here

The world is ready for change because Obama is here!

Now, I don’t believe Obama will really change Jack Shit, his voting record lately proves it. I don’t know if he wishes it were different and has to bend to get the job, or if he truly is a self-serving asswipe pandering to the highest bidder.

I just don’t know.

But I will say this:

Bill O’Reilly is a fucksnot motherfucking racist fearmongering bastard that should be choked with Dick Cheney’s entrails while trying to swallow Bush’s still pulsing black heart.

And Luda can use that line is his rap any time he likes. There, I said it too.

Hey Bill, the “THEM” is YOU, not this white chick. Duh, the proof is the shit-stain in your mildewed drawers.

Oh yeah, this election will be ugly. The Klan boyz will see to that.