We’re safe! We’re safe!

Thanks to the goddamn motherfucking Congress of the United States of America, I feel like one of the safest fucking people in the world right now.  And thanks to that motherfucker George W. Bush as well.  I’m going to go take a safe fucking walk around my neighborhood in celebration of just how goddamn safe from terrorists I feel after today’s vote.  I don’t need not stinking laws, I have those Congressional shitheads and that asswipe W to look after me.

I usually avoid swearing on line, but words are failing me in attempting to express just how fucking angry grateful I feel.

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    • geomoo on June 20, 2008 at 8:45 pm
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    I have had enough of being kicked in the stomach.  I am righteously pissed.

    • Alma on June 20, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    quite often as a matter of fact.  If 15 years ago someone would have told me all of this would happen, I would have told them they’re full of crap.  Its one outrage after another, with no stopping point in sight.

    • Edger on June 20, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    Loosen up a little and let fly, why don’t you?

    • geomoo on June 20, 2008 at 9:26 pm
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    Via Clammyc, here’s Nancy “Moonshot” Pelosi, from before the vote against the rule of law:

    But these bills depend on the commitment to the Constitution of the President of the United States and of his Justice Department.

    I wish I had a bright red yo-yo.  I wish every day was April Fools Day.  I wish there were reliable penis-enlargement companies.  I wish the President was committed to the constitution.  I wish Nancy Fucking Pelosi had half a fucking brain.

  1. holding back raises your blood-pressure, ruins digestion, may enable ulcers and a host of other physical ailments (not to mention the many mental/emotional ones).

    So, go on, cut loose and let it out; tell us what you really think and feel!

    • pico on June 20, 2008 at 11:59 pm

    Bush is in office until January, as is the current Congress.  There are reasons to think the next administration will be a huge improvement (although still falling short in key places), but we can expect months of this yet.  

    Not to sour your mood even more.  🙂

  2. to accept as fact the notion of secret Satan worshipping societies of elite scumbags are really in control of the world.  This would mean that there is hope, a solution, the way to a far better world simply by taking out the evil ones if only one could wake up the sheeple.

    The thought that “shit just happens” would mean that it is only the random occurance of events and in that case man as a species is on borrowed time.

    • robodd on June 21, 2008 at 3:22 am

    we will all be nicer to each other, and it will be a safer world.  

    Got that NSA?  I likes you.  I am not swearing and I am not a threat.  You are the biggest, bestest big brother I have ever had.

    • Edger on June 21, 2008 at 4:40 am

    from George and The Democrats yet?

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