Tag: Obvious Next Steps

It Was Nice KNowing You.

I apologize, but as soon as I conclude writing this diary I’m going to walk down the block and set my neighbor Jill on fire.

She’s in her her mid-to-late 50’s, is a lovely, smart women who has bought birthday and holiday gifts for both of my children (has even cared for our dog when she got sick) but by the definition of Michelle Bachman, representative from Minnesota in this video…

…poor Jill is an un-American, liberal leftist… and given that she’s acted on these views by protesting and writing letters espousing her views… she has, essentially, committed treason and therefore must die.