Tag: Ribaldry

Ribaldry

Hell, if you have to ask what that word means, then you probably are too young to be reading this.

Just so that folks coming here don’t think we’re all a bunch of prissy little pure angels (lol lol), I thought I should post some ribaldry for the holiday season on the theme of “we work hard … we play hard … we are bloggers!”

Or something like that.

Wrote a ribald song the other night and recorded it on Gabcast today — as usual, it’s a recording without music over the telephone, so any intrepid listener should turn down the volume due to possible sound distortion.  It is Episode #6, so just hit the “play button” next to Episode 6 and you’ll be all set.  Here’s the link:

Gabcast! Auld Manhattoe #6

And here’s the lyrics:

15 MEN IN 30 DAYS

by Nightprowlkitty

she was a terrible woman

the way she loved her men

she treated them like candy

oh yes, she did … and then

she’d toss the box aside

and catch another ride

and when I asked her

to explain,

she sang me this refrain

-chorus-

I want 15 men in 30 days

girl, you’re asking me why?

cause I can get ’em

and I can love ’em

till the day I die.

I want 15 men in 30 days

And I’m not playin’ you wise

cause I want ’em

and I can find ’em

like a crackerjack surprise!

-end chorus-

She was a terrible woman

the way she loved her men

but when I listened to her story

I remembered way back when

I’d toss the box aside

and catch another ride

and when they asked me

to explain,

I’d sing the same refrain.

-back to chorus-

‘Course I am but a mere amateur at ribaldry.  Here is a veritable Maestro!  None other than the divine Bull Moose Jackson, singing “Big Ten Inch Record”

Have a bit of ribaldry for the holidays!  :-p