Hell, if you have to ask what that word means, then you probably are too young to be reading this.
Just so that folks coming here don’t think we’re all a bunch of prissy little pure angels (lol lol), I thought I should post some ribaldry for the holiday season on the theme of “we work hard … we play hard … we are bloggers!”
Or something like that.
Wrote a ribald song the other night and recorded it on Gabcast today — as usual, it’s a recording without music over the telephone, so any intrepid listener should turn down the volume due to possible sound distortion. It is Episode #6, so just hit the “play button” next to Episode 6 and you’ll be all set. Here’s the link:
Gabcast! Auld Manhattoe #6
And here’s the lyrics:
15 MEN IN 30 DAYS
by Nightprowlkittyshe was a terrible woman
the way she loved her men
she treated them like candy
oh yes, she did … and thenshe’d toss the box aside
and catch another ride
and when I asked her
to explain,
she sang me this refrain-chorus-
I want 15 men in 30 days
girl, you’re asking me why?
cause I can get ’em
and I can love ’em
till the day I die.I want 15 men in 30 days
And I’m not playin’ you wise
cause I want ’em
and I can find ’em
like a crackerjack surprise!
-end chorus-She was a terrible woman
the way she loved her men
but when I listened to her story
I remembered way back whenI’d toss the box aside
and catch another ride
and when they asked me
to explain,
I’d sing the same refrain.
-back to chorus-
‘Course I am but a mere amateur at ribaldry. Here is a veritable Maestro! None other than the divine Bull Moose Jackson, singing “Big Ten Inch Record”
Have a bit of ribaldry for the holidays! :-p
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… I love social justice doesn’t mean I don’t like to have a good time.
Hmph.
I could handle a little ribaldry in my life these days. LOL
The one that emitomizes that for me is Miss Etta
not sure who this dude is, but it’s the only YT with the Dominoes original.
also posted earlier in Faheymans E.D. essay.
gosh I love you-tube….and Jack Dupree. I can’t play for shit, and don’t have 1/10th the personality, but it was The Champ that practically MADE me start bangin on the piano.
for an evening in manhattan with srkpy… cause we’d have a blast!!!
here are the lyrics of the raunchiest of all IMO
I think this is the tune that sent Tipper Gore into a tizzy.