Our very funny but fouled mouthed Brooklyn neighbor Vic DiBitteto is ticked off about some folks who think Santa Claus should be a female or neutral gender – whatever that is. He wants people to leave Santa Claus alone. Be warned Vic’s colorful language is not exactly safe for the work place, young children or …
Tag: Santa Claus
Dec 24 2007
(Cross-posted at Daily Kos)
Santa, honey, last year you left a wonderful CD for me, a two-disc set, “The Very Best of Eartha Kitt,” which includes not one, but two, versions of “Santa, Baby.” Now Santa, you know Eartha had something to say, sort of a “let’s get real talk,” so leave a little time for a chat as you sweep by for cookies and milk tonight.
An honest chat. It doesn’t have to be long. I know you’re busy. I’ll be truthful and I’ll keep it short, I promise. (I’m too mature for sweet. We’ll let it go at that.)
I’ve thought long and hard about this gift business, and I almost sent word for you to skip my house this year. We give too much business, anyway, to the corporate lords. But something stopped me from mentally telegraphing that message to you.