Tag: Death Race

Death Vote 2008 – 2 Parties Enter – 1 Party Dies



As the cars roar into Pennsylvania, the cradle of liberty, it seems apparent that our citizens are staying off the streets, which may make scoring particularly difficult, even with this year’s rule changes.

To recap those revisions:

Women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, but teenagers now rack up 40 points, and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points.

The big score: anyone, any sex, over 75 years old has been upped to 100 points.

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                                                  Who will come out alive?

         Current Democratic Capitulation for Future Votes

                                                 vs.

                           Republicanism Gone Wild