Dec 15 2007

Death Vote 2008 – 2 Parties Enter – 1 Party Dies



As the cars roar into Pennsylvania, the cradle of liberty, it seems apparent that our citizens are staying off the streets, which may make scoring particularly difficult, even with this year’s rule changes.

To recap those revisions:

Women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, but teenagers now rack up 40 points, and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points.

The big score: anyone, any sex, over 75 years old has been upped to 100 points.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

                                                  Who will come out alive?

         Current Democratic Capitulation for Future Votes

                                                 vs.

                           Republicanism Gone Wild  

How long can we survive as a nation of 51%/49%? United We Stand…..

Will a loss in ’08 mean the end of The Democratic Party (as we know it today)?

Will a loss for The Republican Party mean the Neocon Dream is dead?

Scenarios Anyone?

13 comments

Skip to comment form

    • Zwoof on December 15, 2007 at 04:13
      Author
    • #

    This ain’t workin’.

  2. but the democratic version/transition government is pretty scary all on its own, from the looks of what it will be.

    and this essay is hilarious!

    Knocking the cane out from under a little old lady ….without actually touching her, is worth????

    Oh and, thanks to notlightness of beings efforts to spread the name of DD far and wide…check this out, if you haven’t seen it….

    http://today.reuters.com/News/…

    • Zwoof on December 15, 2007 at 05:05
      Author
    • #

    Death Race 2000 (1975)

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt00…

    In The Year 2000 Hit And Run Driving Is No Longer A Felony. It’s The National Sport!

    Special agent: You know, Mr. VeTurbo, as a representative of Mr. President’s government, I happen to hold the power of life and death.

    Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: Yeah? Well I happen to hold the clam sauce.

    [Slings a handful of clam sauce into the Special Agent’s face]

     

  4. is that after this election the Republican party is reduced to a regional irrelevence.  Then it will be time to move the window again.

  5. the voters lose.

  6. over the ungigglish.  Anybody who gets me to make chipmunk noises right now is an expert.

    • pfiore8 on December 15, 2007 at 17:31
    • #

    you’re funny. so is your name. from where does it come?

Comments have been disabled.