The president sucks. I mean, he really sucks.
The last president sucked too. The next president is almost guaranteed to suck, since all presidents either suck, have sucked or will suck. Some presidents have even been sucked. Sucking is what presidents do.
The Congress sucks. They really suck. They won’t impeach him. It sucks. They won’t arrest him. That sucks too.
Nancy sucks. I don’t know why anyone would let her, but she does…
The attorney general sucks. Did suck. And will suck.
BP sucks. The oil leak sucks.
It all sucks. I mean everything sucks. All of it. It all sucks.
The war sucks. The other war sucks. The last war sucked. The next war sucks even more. Sucking is what wars do.
I mean it. It all sucks.