In his editorial New Rule, Bill Maher urges Americans to skip the post-election civil war and go straight to reconciliation.
Tag: New Rule
Oct 06 2009
New Rule: Only 1 Clusterf#$k per idiot. Re: Greenspan
It seems that Mr. Greenspan has reared his head again to give us more of his unsound economic advice. You’d think one ginormous worldwide financial disaster would be enough for this guy, but Alan Greespan, like an animal trainer after a wild mauling, insists on trying to help even after the white tiger has clawed your face off.
So I am going to take a page out of Bill Maher’s book and put down a New Rule.
There will only be 1 Clusterfuck alloted per idiot expert from now on. After that, should you attempt to give us more advice, we get to move you into a box underneath the Queensboro Bridge, and then launch that box into deep space.
Take the New York Times for instance. Now that we might go to war with a country with four letters in it’s name that starts with I they have “advice” to give us. Good thing for me, between the New York Times’s advice on I country wars and Greenspans expertise, I can wipe my ass with the place I live now.
America, land of the Double Whopper with WTF sauce. Pass the scotch.
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