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NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament 2013: Regional Final Midwest

Ok, so it was a big upset, but the biggest EVAH!?

Total Perspective Vortex.

It’s all about the Zaphod baby.

Results

Seed Score Team Record Seed Score Team Record Region
(2) 74 Tennessee 27-7 (6) 59 Oklahoma 24-11 Midwest
(1) 82 Baylor 34-2 * (5) 81 Louisville 26-8 Midwest

Matchup

Time Network Seed Team Record Seed Team Record Region
9 ESPN (2) Tennessee 27-7 * (5) Louisville 26-8 Midwest

NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament 2013: Regional Final South

Results

Seed Score Team Record Seed Score Team Record Region
(1) 93 Notre Dame 34-1 (12) 63 Kansas 20-14 South
(2) 53 Duke 32-2 (6) 45 Nebraska 25-9 South

Matchup

Time Network Seed Team Record Seed Team Record Region
7 ESPN (1) Notre Dame 34-1 (2) Duke 32-2 South

‘Republican’ Obstructionism?

Last time I looked the Veteran’s Administration was part of the Executive Branch.

Run by…

Oh, you already guessed.  You people are reading ahead.

Too soon?

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NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament 2013: Regional Final West

Results

Seed Score Team Record Seed Score Team Record Region
(2) 73 California 25-9 (6) 63 LSU 22-12 West
(1) 59 Stanford 33-3 * (4) 61 Georgia 28-5-1 West

Matchup

Time Network Seed Team Record Seed Team Record Region
9:30 ESPN2 (2) California 25-9 (4) Georgia 28-5-1 West

NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament 2013: Regional Final East

Results

Seed Score Team Record Seed Score Team Record Region
(1) 76 Connecticut 32-4 (4) 50 Maryland 26-8 East
(2) 69 Kentucky 30-5 (6) 62 Delaware 32-4 East

I must say with Baylor out I’m feeling much better about the Husky’s prospects.

Until they face Notre Dame.

Matchup

Time Network Seed Team Record Seed Team Record Region
7:30 ESPN (1) Connecticut 32-4 (2) Kentucky 30-5 East

April Fools

Paul Ryan Thrown Out of Easter Mass For Views On Poverty

The Daily Currant

Mar. 31, 2013

A spokesperson for St. John Vianney’s church in Janesville, Wis. says it was enforcing a new papal order barring uncharitable politicians from participating in Catholic rites when it refused communion to Ryan and asked him to leave the building.

Ryan reportedly declined to move at first, and was escorted out by several large male parishioners and taken to his car, where he waited for his wife and children to finish the service.



“The Catholic Church believes it is society’s responsibility to care for the poor. I believe the poor are invariably lazy and should be left cold and starving until they acquire a decent work ethic. What’s the matter? We can’t even have a debate about this? It’s almost as if this new pope thinks he’s infallible or something!”



“I’m a big fan of the Old Testament,” Ryan says. “I like the parts where God is punishing people with plagues and locusts, and killing people’s first born children. The verses where he sanctions rape and genocide are just brilliant.

“But I’m not really big on this hippie New Testament thing. Too much peace and love, not enough hatred and violence. But hey, it’s all God’s word. So I don’t see why I am excluded from Catholic services just because I like some parts better than others.”

(h/t Naked Capitalism)

Influential Women

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NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament 2013: Day 6, Baylor v. Louisville

Results

Seed Score Team Record Seed Score Team Record Region
(1) 85 Baylor 34-1 (8) 47 Florida State 23-10 Midwest
(4) 63 Purdue 25-9 * (5) 76 Louisville 26-8 Midwest

Matchup

Time Network Seed Team Record Seed Team Record Region
6:30 ESPN (1) Baylor 34-1 (5) Louisville 26-8 Midwest

NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament 2013: Tennessee v. Oklahoma

Results

Seed Score Team Record Seed Score Team Record Region
(2) 68 Tennessee 26-7 (10) 52 Creighton 25-8 Midwest
(3) 72 UCLA 26-8 85 * (6) Oklahoma 24-10 Midwest

Matchup

Time Network Seed Team Record Seed Team Record Region
4:30 ESPN (2) Tennessee 26-7 (6) Oklahoma 24-10 Midwest

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