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2018 Senior League Wild Card: Rockies @ Cubs

One or done, the Rockies meet the Cubs tonight in a Wild Card game. I have almost nothing nice to say about the Rockies other than they’re not quite as objectionable as some (looking right at you Dodgers) whereas the Cubbies are lovable losers who are now on the rise in addition to being one …

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Weird Science

Ok, so you probably know by now that I’m a computer tech and strange stuff pops up in my YouTube feed constantly including Self-Help and Psychiatric videos as well as goofy things (Cartnoon). I blame Anna Akana who in addition to being a very funny actor trying to get visible in Southern California has a …

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Boof

I’m kind of ticked off that very few people are reporting the reality of ‘boofing’ and accepting Kavanaugh’s lie that it has something to do with farts. Well, something I guess. Urban Dictionary The act of smirkingly perjuring oneself before the United States Senate Judiciary Committee. Ok, both descriptive and hip but since it’s a …

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Cartnoon

The shortest fan rant ever. Jenny Nicholson.

I Like Beer

Hair Curling Tales from the Front Line So, I was incoming capo di tutti and my club is not composed of teetotallers. Kind of the opposite, a convincing part of my campaign was hanging out in the smoking lounge with the kool kidz. Not the coolest ones mind you, they smoked reefer and while I …

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Meet Gritty

Sorry, more Kavanaugh.

Uncanny Valley

Live or Memorex? Coffee? What the heck is Fortnight? Licking Donuts Oh. Update! The Notorious RBG Wait, this story is 3 weeks old! Death Threats And hear the lamentations of their women The Land O’ Cotton Everybody Wang Chung tonight

Dysthymia

As always, I’m with Sam- It’s not depression really. No suicidal ideation for one thing. Well, even though prospects are grim there’s no excuse for being lazy. Time to lace up those Doc Martens (even hipper on guys) and get to kicking ass. What was different is that apparently, it worked. For now.

Fear of Flying

I don’t have any fear of flying. What I hate about it is that it’s vastly inconvenient, like riding a bus with 20 times the wait for 20 times the money. Unless you absolutely need to be there that quick (counting wait time mind you) or the oceans are too vast there are always better …

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Cartnoon

My sister thinks I should be writing this. Only for sport.

Kavanaugh Day

Of course I’m watching the hearing/debacle. Early indications are good. Ford is universally described as credible and Kavanaugh seems to be melting down, but I hate him, I hate Trump, and I hate Republicans (don’t like Democrats much either, not because they are too “political”, because they are insufficiently political). The only thing I care …

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And Now… Something Completely Different

Oh, I’m sorry- more Kavanaugh. Let’s remember the real victims of World War II, the Nazis. After a hard day of gassing Jews and killing Brits, French, Poles, and Russians, all they want is world domination. Is that so much to ask? Speaking of mindless violence… Moar Futball.

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