Throwball Playoffs Wild Card Day 1 Afternoon: Bills @ Texans

Yes, it’s that time of year when we get to talk about which teams we hate more

With even records of 10 – 6 the Bills are favored by 3 points which the Times think the Texans will cover and I do not.

The Bills problem is they have a stodgy ‘ball control’ offense that doesn’t put a lot of points on the board, though they rarely come away empty. The Texans are pretty spectacular when things work and 3 and out when they don’t.

The Bills D is better than it’s rated, the Texans is not. Bills advance.

Oh, who do I hate more? The Bills’ Owners (the Pegulas) are real assholes and their biggest fan was Tim Russert (also an asshole). On the other hand Rust Belt New York Working Class team. On the other, other hand Texas.

You know, geographic disadvantage aside the Texans are an expansion team who have hardly given me any other reason to hate them.

Yet.

Go Texans!

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    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 4:22 pm

    ek, when are you going to realize that, except for Green Bay, all the NFL club owners are assholes.

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 4:36 pm

    The Bill’s will receive the ball first

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 4:36 pm

    Bills: 1st & 10 on 25

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    Bills: 1st & 10 on own 36

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    Bills: 42 yd run to Texans 20

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    Bills Touch Down !!

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    Bills 7 – Texans 0

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    Texans: 1st & 10 from own 25

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    TExans 1st & 10 on own 49

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 4:47 pm

    Texans: 1st & 10 on Bills’ 39

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    Texans: 4th & 8

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    Cal challenged

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    Call is upheld. Texans will kick FG

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 4:56 pm

    Scratch that last comment. Ball in now with Bills after Texas Punts. 1st & 10 from own 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    Bills: 1st & 10 om own 12 after 10 yd penalty on Texans

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    Bills: 2nd & 20 on own 12 after incomplete pass

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:02 pm

    Bills: 3rd & 20 after another incomplete pass

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:06 pm

    Bills: $th & 13. Punt to Texans to their 25. Texans:1st & 10 on own 36

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    Texans: 3rd & 3

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    Texans 4th & 9. Texans’ QB sacked

    Punts to Bills. Bills 1st & 10 on own 9

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    Bills ball on own 16
    2nd and 3

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    End of 1st quarter

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    Bills ball on own 29
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    Bills ball on own 29
    2nd and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    Bills ball on own 30
    3rd and 9

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    Bills ball on own 40
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    Bills ball on Houston 32
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:22 pm

    Possible intercept by Texans. Play under review.

    Call overturned.

    Bills: 1st & 10 on Texans 22

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    Bills: 2nd & 10. Incomplete pass

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:25 pm

    Bills: 4th down. Kicks FG.

    FG is Good

    Bills 10 – Texans 0

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    Texans ball on own 25. 1st & 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:27 pm

    Texans: 2nd & 6

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:28 pm

    Texans QB Watson sacked again (#3) 3rd & 6

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    Texans ball on own 34 Penalty: False Start on Houston (Laremy Tunsil) -5 yards.
    1st and 15

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:31 pm

    Deshaun Watson rush to the left for 5 yards to the Hou38.

    Texans ball on own 33
    2nd and 16

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:32 pm

    Texans ball on own 38, 3rd and 11

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:35 pm

    Texans: 4th down. Punts to Bills

    Bills ball on own 4. 1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:39 pm

    Bills ball on own 16. 1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:40 pm

    Bills ball on own 16. 2nd and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    Bills: 3rd & 8

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    Bills: 1st & 10 on own 33.

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    @minutes to end of 1st half

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    Bills ball on Houston 46. 1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:48 pm

    Bills: False start penalty 5 yds . 1st & 15

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:50 pm

    Bills: ball on Houston 32. 2nd and 8

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:50 pm

    Bills ball on Houston 26. 3rd and 2

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    Bills ball on Houston 23. 1st and 10

    Bills Time Out

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    Bills ball on Houston 21. 3rd and 8

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    Bills ball on Houston 22. 4th and 9

    Punts for 40 yd FG

    Bills 13 – Texans 0

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    Halftime

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    Texans receive at the start of the 2nd half

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    Receiver didn’t take a knee. Tossed ball to Referee. Bills intercepts what is considered to be a live ball.

    Touch Down Bills.

    Bills 20 – Texas 0

    Texans: 1st & 10 on own 20

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:12 pm

    Texans ball on own 26. 3rd and 9

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    Watson sacked at Hou19 for a loss of 7 yards. 4th down

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:14 pm

    Texans punt for 53 yards to Buf28. Andre Roberts return for 8 yards to Bills’ 36.

    Bills: 1st & 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    Bills: Bills ball on Houston 45, 1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    Bills: Bills ball on Houston 38. 3rd and 3

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    Bills ball on Houston 40. 4th and 5

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    Bills punt for 40 yds. Touchback (Texans won’t make that mistake again)

    Texans ball on own 20. 1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    Texans ball on own 29. 2nd and 1

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    Texans ball on own 32. 2nd and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    Texans: Watson pass to the left to DeAndre Hopkins for 6 yards to the Hou38. FUMBLE, recovered by Bills

    Bills ball on Houston 38. 1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    Bills ball on Houston 28. 1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    Bills ball on Houston 14. 1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    Bills: 4th down.

    38 yd FG is Good

    Bills 16 – Texans 0

    Last TD by Bills overturned by referees

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:34 pm

    Texans ball on own 25. 1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    Texans ball on own 35. 1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    Texans ball on Buffalo 38. 2nd and 2

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    Texans ball on Buffalo 32. 1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    Touchdown Texans!! Texnas go for 2pt conversion

    Bills 15 – Texans 8

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    OOps Buffalo 16 – Texans 8

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:44 pm

    Bills Ball on won 25 Touchback

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    Bills ball on 50. 2nd and 5

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    Bills ball on own 40. 2nd and 15

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    End of the 3rd quarter

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:57 pm

    Bills: 3rd&8 at own 47

    FUMBLE, recovered by

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:57 pm

    TExans: 1st&10 at 50

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    Texans: 1st & 10 at Bills 28

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 6:59 pm

    Texans 4th & 5

    FG Good

    Bills 16 – Texans 11

  1. Nesting test.

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    Texans Kickoff to end zone Touch back

    Bills 1st & 10 at own 25

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:03 pm

    Bills 4th & 4 at own 31

    43 yd punt to Texans 46. no return

    Texans 1st & 10 at own 45

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    Texans: 1st & 10 at Bills28

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:08 pm

    Texans: 1st & Goal inside the 5 yd liine

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:09 pm

    Texans: 2nd & Goal

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:10 pm

    Texans Touchdown and the lead

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    2 pt conversion GOOD

    Bills 16 – Texans 19

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:15 pm

    After kick off into the end zone Bills ball on own 25. 1st & 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:16 pm

    Bills ball on Houston 37; 1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:16 pm

    Bills ball on Houston 31
    2nd and 4

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:17 pm

    Bills ball on Houston 25
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:18 pm

    Bills ball on Houston 25
    2nd and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:18 pm

    Bills ball on Houston 28
    3rd and 13

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:19 pm

    2 minute warning

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    Bills are in FG range that put game into OT. Touchdownwould most likely win it

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:25 pm

    Turn over on downs. This is a disaster for the Bills

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:26 pm

    Texans ball on Buffalo 39
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    Texans ball on Buffalo 31
    3rd and 2

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    Texans 4th & 1

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:29 pm

    Buffalo gets the ball back on turnover on downs

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    Bills ball on own 30
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:32 pm

    Bills ball on own 47
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:33 pm

    Bills ball on Texans 39
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    Bills ball on Texans 39
    2nd and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:35 pm

    Bills ball on Texans 39
    3rd and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:39 pm

    Bills ball on Texans 29
    2nd and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:41 pm

    Bills ball on Texans 29
    3rd and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    Bills 4th down

    47 yd FG attempt is GOOD

    And the game is tied

    Bills 19 – Texans 19

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    At the start of OT, Texans will receive the ball.

    Texans ball on own 25
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:53 pm

    Texans 4th down. Punts to Bills

    Bills ball on own 30
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:56 pm

    Bills ball on own 42
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:56 pm

    Bills ball on own 43
    2nd and 9

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:57 pm

    Bills ball on own 43
    3rd and 9

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:58 pm

    Bills ball on Houston 43
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    Bills ball on Houston 42
    3rd and 9

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 8:02 pm

    Bills ball on own 43
    4th and 24

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    Texans ball on own 17
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 8:04 pm

    Texans ball on own 27
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 8:04 pm

    Texans ball on own 28
    2nd and 9

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 8:06 pm

    Texans ball on own 19
    3rd and 18

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 8:06 pm

    Texans ball on own 37
    1st and 10

    • TMC on January 4, 2020 at 8:17 pm

    Texas with with a 28 yd FG

    Texans 22 – Bills 19

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