Canada’s Two Sides

So there’s this side that has good beer and legal marijuana, and mussels and scallops and lobsters and haddock (pretty nice actually) and snails, and Tidal Roars and Waterslides and reversing waterfalls.

And free public health care.

Then there’s that other Canada where A&W has withdrawn the Glass Mug from its establishments (sure you can buy them on line but the point is they be chilled and frosty, bringing your own cup is one thing, but your own cooler?) and ground beef is always well done and Tim Hortons will put its crappy sauce on your breakfast wrap even if you explicitly tell them not to.