Stephen Colbert is Wrong!

I rarely call out Stephen (actually, it’s not that rare) but on this occasion he is totally, 100% wrong! This is a great commercial!

C’mon, a Top Gun homage? That takes some cran (that’s French, normally paired with elan and meaning “Guts” or “Nerve” and “Dash” respectively though it formally translates as “notch” which leads me to believe there is a more colloquial connotation).

Parsing la belle langue aside the only thing wrong with this is that Dan Helmer is running to the illusionary center where the only things are yellow stripes and dead armadillos.