I Should Have Been A Girl Scout

Not that I have any unresolved gender issues (ok, maybe a few, see Twain about candlesticks and their holders) but simply because it’s an all together more worthwhile organization than Boy Scouts.

My experience in the BSA was horrible and I regret every Jackass minute I spent watching a bunch of idiots trying to light their farts on fire or slicing off body parts with knives, hatchets, and axes, not to mention the constant homophobic bullying in an atmosphere seemingly designed to top a British Private School or the Spartan Army in encouraging it.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I like girls. No, my ear does not want your penis in it, that does not make me un-macho.

Even the programs of instruction are better with Girl Scouts being taught useful skills and Boy Scouts being trained as cannon fodder.

So it is no surprise to me that this scout is a voice of reason in a nation of madness.