Y’all Might Be An Anti-Semite If…

You can’t possibly be an anti-Semite because you went to Harvard Business School, and the London School of Economics, and were a Managing Partner of Goldman Sachs. Those places are just lousy with Jews and we all know about Jews and money, amiright?

Your biggest problem with your kid’s school is that it’s a converted Temple, and there are so many Hanukkah books in the library, and there are too many Jews that go there. Everybody knows they spoil their kids rotten and turn them into ‘whiny brats’ and Princesses, amiright?

You worked in Hollywood because everybody knows that Jews run Hollywood, and Broadway too, amiright?

ek. That’s not funny.

No. It’s not.

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