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You know, cinnamon and nutmeg can be a year round thing.

But aren’t they all?

Not a terrible start about which I may talk more about later but I am not in the mood for today.  Seth Rogen is utterly unmemorable and pretty much an ignorable asshole after The Interview which was not only offensive but also boring and unfunny.  The only good that came of it was the Sony Hack leaks which prove that Sony is a horrible company that discriminates against women and produces other pieces of crap like Paul Blart: Mall Cop parts 1 and 2 and has ruined the XMen, Spiderman, and The Fantastic Four for a generation of comic book readers.

This week’s guests-

Trevor Noah

The New Continuity

General Regina Stalwart

Umm… Who blows up Médecins Sans Frontières hospitals again?  Why, that would be the United States of America.

We should all feel very proud that we murdered doctors and children to kill some “Taliban” who were wounded.

You know, we executed Germans and Japanese for less, about which we should feel very proud also.  USA!  USA!  USA!

Bitter?  Moi?  Not any more than Denatonium.

Tonightly’s panel is Mike Yard, Rory Albanese, and Ashleigh Banfield.  We will be talking about the Oregon shootings.

The Dancing Man

You know we only deal in the rankest most scurrilous rumors here and this one has been debunked more than once by the same “official” sources that claim “several” individuals were killed as the result of “collateral damage” in Kunduz, but the story goes like this-

Far from being a glamourous fighter jock, John “Wet Start” McCain drove an A-4 Bomb Truck because his Daddy was an Admiral and they figured that was where he could do the least harm.  Among his favorite things to do was “Wet Start” his airplane which means he dumped a lot of fuel in his engine and took off the deck with a long tail of trailing flame.  He was doing this on the U.S.S. Forrestal and accidentally cooked off a Zuni rocket on the plane behind him in the flight line which struck his jet and ignited a fire that killed 134 sailors.

He’s the most prolific guest in D.C.

Also on tonight are Yo-Yo Ma, and Misty Copeland.

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