The Daily/Nightly Show (Penultimate)

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A Giant Barbecue

I like the brisket with Carolina sauce, but what do I know?

It’s cruise week.

This week’s guests-

Who knows what madness Ted will spout but he desparately needs to pump up his polls before next week’s Republican debate and The Donald has no monopoly on crazy.

The Church of Scientology says that a human is an immortal, spiritual being (thetan) that is resident in a physical body. The thetan has had innumerable past lives and it is observed in advanced Scientology texts that lives preceding the thetan’s arrival on Earth were lived in extraterrestrial cultures.

See?

But there are no Black people in Maine

You just don’t hang with the right people.

Maine is the Arkansas of the northeast and basically everyone who doesn’t live in the touristy areas is dirt poor and doesn’t have all the teeth they were born with.  The rest steal everything they can from the ‘aways’ who stare and take pictures of rocks, water, and trees WHICH WE HAVE MORE OF THAN YOU, YOU NEW HAMPSHIRE BASTARDS!

Yeah, come February and I’ll tell you what upstate New York, New Hampshire and Maine are all about.  Cold and dark, on the positive side there aren’t as many bugs.

Me, I live in the armpit of New England where we hide the stinky and smelly by products of the Industrial Revolution with a thin screen of trees because we have class.

Tonightly the topic is more Cosby.  The panel is Colin Quinn, Sally Kohn, and Gina Yashere.

Ta-Nehisi Coates’ 2 part web exclusive extended interview and the real news below.

Ta-Nehisi Coates

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