Bureau of Labor Statistics

(2 pm. – promoted by ek hornbeck)

Fifty-six of the last fifty-seven

unemployment Stats have been revised,

(after the Rosy-Fingered Dawn),  upwardly.  

meaning that The Gub’mint ha’ been

low-balling the Numbers over ninety-

eight Percent of the Time.  The Chances of That

Mistake happening by Chance is Something like

four Chances in One Quadrillion.  Unlikely

that That happened by “Chance” if their Model

were Fair: Half over, Half under.  A Coin Toss.

The Statistics suggest the BLS has

a bad Model.  The Bureau of Labor Statistics

should learn some Statistics.  Occam’s Razor

says They are lying, AND perhaps stupid.

(as a special funky coda to my crappy spank verse, a word from ckm):

How many people are staying in their underwater, over-priced homes only because they’ve killed several family members and buried them in the back yard?

Heh.  To the Indeedyth.  But less funny than it sounds.


  1. into the anus of humanity.  This is what you get instead.  

  2. the 99er umeployment thing.  Ok so after that one searches through those related jobs you used to have only to find out they no longer exist.  Oh, wait a second you say the stats lie?  Well of course they lie because why, well we are talking about the lamestream govenment here which happens to be as clueless about real life as their corporate masters have told them to be.  Think Potemkin villagisms here.  

    FoxCon suicide nets shown even on lamestream media.  The two bucks an hour company barracks living slaves building “our” electronic super surveillance enabling I gizmos.

    If I ponder it further why should there even be a government agency collecting such irrelevant data on shit that just don’t matter.

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