The Lowden Medical Plan

(noon. – promoted by ek hornbeck)

This is a quick calculator for figuring how many chickens you may owe your doctor.

Chicken Doc

The Lowden Plan Medical Calculator

“Doctors are reasonable people”

Senate hopeful Sue Lowden’s plan for Healthcare reform is to barter chickens for medical procedures. But you may be unsure how many chickens are required for your medical care. This handy calculator converts many common procedures into chickens so you won’t look like an idiot at your next Doctor’s Appointment.

Warning: Please refrain from eating or drinking while reading

h/t to Aravosis at AMERICAblog

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    • TMC on April 24, 2010 at 4:36 am
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    This is still making me laugh

  1. these would only be virtual chickens.

    You could then put these virtual chickens in a virtual chicken bank and then further trade these virtual chickens for things like virtual tomatoes and virtual clothing and virtual house paintings.

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