Harley Brown: Nuke their ass, take their gas.

(noon. – promoted by ek hornbeck)

No, seriously!  He’s campaigning on that catchy slogan in Idaho.

Harley Brown eagerly wants to level a continent (the terrorist continent), without so much as breaking a sweat.

Trident…when you care enough to send the very best!

Harley Brown’s frisky desire to go beyond assorted pales, verges, and brinks,

The difficult we do immediately.  The impossible may take longer.

is reminiscent of Henry Kissinger, with less originality and wit, a cynicism apparently more appropriate for an audience of Idaho voters than the New York Times.

Now, because I haven’t given a fair sketch of this “real man for Congress,” you’ll have to hazard a guess about his views on immigration and Obama’s birth certificate.

Then again, once you’ve leveled a continent, what’s left to marvel at?

Via Charlie Davis.

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    by restricting his bombing targets to 116,000 completely unpopulated regions in Cambodia.

    • rossl on April 25, 2010 at 6:23 pm

    I think he hasn’t even registered with the FEC, which means he hasn’t yet raised $5000.

    • banger on April 25, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    but he’s a little too crude even for there.

    There is a certain segment of the population that enjoys cruelty for its own sake. Guys like him (many of them in the military) just want someone to kill and/or torture. I doubt the guy has anything against people in the region he wants to eliminate he just like putting a hurt on people. Ever meet guys like him? I have.

    • Edger on April 26, 2010 at 12:03 am

    on his website:

    I was also a Taxicab driver and evangelist in Boise, ID where I led approximately 1,000 lost souls to the Lord Jesus Christ: Drunks and Winos, Hookers and Strippers, Bums, and Homeless; Hippies and Rainbow people, Bikers, and Villains, Truckers and Construction workers, Businessmen and Proletarians, psychos and weirdo’s, homos and lesbians; even some people who looked normal and smelled nice.

    I considered myself the “intake manifold to the Kingdom of God”

    Now that I am retired I have an intense burning desire to destroy all the works of those Progressive Liberal Politicians in Washington D.C. whom I brand as vile domestic enemies to the country and Constitution we’re SWORN TO DEFEND.

    He hallucinates, too, unless I’m missing something. There are Progressive Liberal Politicians in Washington D.C. ?

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