(2PM EST – promoted by Nightprowlkitty)
Some say the world will end in default
Some say by printing.
From what I’ve heard about the vaults
I hold with those who say default.
But if I could go broke minting
I know enough of fear
To say that for destruction printing
Is always near
And equally unstinting.
And here’s lovely little haiku for the 29th bank failure this year:
Start Spread’n the news
Park Avenue’s failed today
Old Blue Eyes would weep…
15 banks a month puts us on track for about 180 failures this year. Relative to other indications, that would be cheery news.
The only thing I know for certain is that the US o’ A cannot be stopped, and will continue firing on all eight cylinders of crazy arrogance, then all seven deadly cylinders of sin, six cylinders of stupid, five cylinders of fear, four cylinders of loathing, three cylinders of stress, two cylinders of pain, and one cylinder of panic, before we finally seize up.
I’m sure you will hear all about such important bullshit on the newz:
Finally, does anyone suck more than Democrats? Heavenly parental units! I guess they still lag Republicans by a razor-thin margin, but it’s just a guess.