Quickie Fiction Updates for People Who’d Care, Part II

Back when this site was primarily bitching about a Republican president, Budhy was nice enough to let me blog the first draft of a novel here. Other people (including someone who evidently now hates me) were also nice enough to comment with tips & constructive criticism, and things were super-groovy from about Jan. 2008 to June 2009. Then the rot set in.

Yes, I got lazy, life intervened, and my magnum opus of spoiled whiteboy fiction languished and fermented and decayed in its own suckitude. But no more-for thanks to a Parisian-style work week, I’ve scraped enough time to finish the bastard for a second time. The result isn’t exactly earth-shattering-indeed, it’s probably even more amateur than before-but since the future is in vanity publishing, that’s ok for now.

But it can’t just go as-is; even a vanity press would scoff at its rank unprofessional qualities. So I’m posting on the remote off-chance that any of my past DD readers would be interested in beta-testing the thing with me. My vile career in marketing has taught me that spell-checking and self-proofing are pathetically insufficient, and so, as Budhy once did, I’m asking for Help.

If anyone’s interested, I can shoot you an email. If not, well, that’s cool too. My puerile whims are nowhere near as important as other things, so I’ll be fine.