( – promoted by buhdydharma )
Well, now we finaly know where Dick Cheney has been hanging out in his undisclosed location all these years.
You see, after the events of 9/11, the Bush Administration decided that they needed a place for the President and / or Vice President to slink away to in times of national danger, or in case of a hang nail.
If you were an al Queda type, looking to kick some serious AZZ on the leadership of the US of A, where is the last place you would expect to find them? C’mon…you know the truth.
Oh, sure. Those undisclosed locations are hard to find. NORAD is under the Rocky Mountains, buried so deep that even Beelzebub and crew are within an evil talon or two of coming up in the septic system. Still, that was TOO obvious.
Think about it. Timeline and all.
2000 – Satan gets his way. Bush handed Presidency. SCOTUS fiddles while America burns.
2001 – Satan gets his way. Twin Towers fall, Bush rises. After Bush hides while America burns.
2002 – Bush Administration needs a place to hide. This, in case the evil, nasty, dudes with Islamo-meanie-crazy-sneaky-GOTCHA! plans actually decide to GETCHA! Bush makes plans to burn countries other than America. Oh yeah. Satan gets his way.
2003 – Mission Accomplished! Satan gets his way. Dick Cheney gets his hiding place under the dome of Palace 294, just outside the Red Light district of Mosul. Viagara and heart specialists are flown in.
2004 – Present
Satan gets his way. Al Queda has stated that they will bring the Americans down by bankrupting them. OK, Al Queda didn’t do it by themselves, but lets give the Bush Administration in cahoots with Satan an assist here. They were going to steal all our money anyway, so the hideout for Dick Cheney worked into their plans quite nicely.
US President George Bush is in Iraq on a surprise, farewell visit to the country that has defined his presidency since the invasion in 2003.
Mr Bush met Iraqi leaders to celebrate the new security agreement between the nations and was to thank US troops.
But at a news conference in Baghdad, a man threw his shoes at Mr Bush, calling him “a dog” but missing the president.
Mr Bush was speaking to reporters with Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri Maliki when the footwear was thrown.
“All I can report is a size 10,” Mr Bush said according to the Associated Press (AP) news agency.
The shoe thrower was taken away by security guards and the news conference continued.
Mr Bush’s visit comes a day after US Defence Secretary Robert Gates told US troops the Iraq mission was in its “endgame”.
Satan gets his way. Endgame is his favorite.