Welcome to the Grand Opening of the Docudharma Tradin’ Post!
Now open for business 24/7! Make the jump to browse products from our store.
|Git yer pony butt on down to the Tradin’ Post|
|and load up the saddlebags with genUwine Docudharma gear.|
|We’ve got everythong you need right here [i am]!|
|Speedo on over –|
|and sticker around awhile.|
|Complimentary cups of coffee|
|while you mosey around our [be] excellent selection.|
|I’ll keep it shorts now…|
|just a few more eye-tems that might make you yell louder!!!|
I can’t hear you!
|Pump up the volume!|
and stay tuned… there’s more in store!
Now do your dharmacratic duty and go shopping. Yeehaw!