Pony Partial – Another Bailout

Over the past few days I’ve seen both new and long time (six months?)commenters remark how this is the site for reasonable adults and calm discourse and reflection and sensitivity etc.  Well, don’t look for that shit in this one.

If that’s what you’re looking for, stay on the Front Page or read the other Totally Excellent Recent and Recommended Essays.

Once again ms. moneysmith has enlisted her e-loveslave to do the Tuesday evening Pony Party.  Her reason this time was kind of vague, it may have something to do with this:

http://www.hkex.com.hk/news/hk…

because she had to fly to Hong Kong.  

Besides the Pony Party, she left me a list of other things to take care of: Paint a couple rooms, dust the plants, scrub the floors, do the laundry, weed the yard, reset all the flagstone, and walk the dogs twice a day. Plus she has me on a strict diet of fruit juice and protein powder, and insists on an exercise program for me.

All of this is kind of difficult attached to the dog-collar and cable and stuff, so doing the Pony Party is actually kind of a break for me.

While I was cleaning the tile grout with a toothbrush (mine) I thought I might need a little pick-me-up, so I, once again, hearkened back to my youth and thought of Joe Walsh.

The James Gang got their start in Cleveland, my home town. I don’t think anyone ever accused Joe of being too serious either.

Two James Gang classics

Then Joe sorta went out on his own, made various albums with a lot of different band members.

Welcome to the Club  with cool hat.

Meadows   Feeling a little mellow

from the youtube comments:

dagny54 (4 days ago) +1   God, what a talent! And a great ass besides. (even better in 2008).

Remind you of anyone?

Rocky Mountain Way   The Anthem  Turn it UP

AND I SWEAR BY THE FSM’S NOODLEY APPENDAGE, THAT IF ANYONE RECOMMENDS THIS ESSAY, I WILL GO ON PONY PARTY STRIKE, OR GCPP, OR STICK MY LAPTOP IN A POT OF BOILING WATER!!

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    • nocatz on March 18, 2008 at 11:14 pm
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  1. AND I SWEAR BY THE FSM’S NOODLEY APPENDAGE, THAT IF ANYONE RECOMMENDS THIS ESSAY, I WILL GO ON PONY PARTY STRIKE, OR GCPP, OR STICK MY LAPTOP IN A POT OF BOILING WATER!!

    Didn’t NPK do an essay on temptation just this past Friday? I really curious to what a GCPP is or what sounds a boiling laptop makes.

    • nocatz on March 19, 2008 at 1:10 am
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    wants you to join him on his trip, the train to hell, the damnation train has no way out, for it is the eternal damnation train full of tortures, the devil just wants you to think that is the pleasure train, he wants you to join him on his road through eternal hell, for there are many steps down, for torture has no limit in hell, there is no water in hell, no thirst quenched in hell, temperatures of boiling hot lava, that have no relief, for the heat of hell knows no bounds, and the devil wants company, for he knows his days are numbered, for his time is running out, so he is stepping up his recruiting tactics, luring, enticing the eyes with the lust that blinds the eyes of man and woman, teenagers!

    Ramen

    It must be true, it was on the internets.

    http://www.amightywind.com/hel

    • RiaD on March 19, 2008 at 2:05 am

    are you the Tuesday pony dude now??

    or the official substitute pony???

    can you do thursday for me?

    • RiaD on March 19, 2008 at 2:21 am

    are you really from cleveland?

    how’d you end up in the desert?

    • kj on March 19, 2008 at 3:29 am

    for nocatz

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