A simple guide for lazy Democratic congresspeople

With one year left in the Bush regime, here’s a simple guide:

If Bush proposes it, it is either illegal, immoral, or stupid (possibly all three).

You don’t need to think about it, or analyze it, or poll about it, or have focus groups about it.  You just need to OPPOSE it.

Why any Democratic senator or representative supports anything Bush does is beyond me.  As for Republican senators and representatives…..they’re just beyond me, altogether!

Let’s take a look

Invading Iraq (huge Democratic support): Illegal, immoral and stupid

Patriot Act (near universal support): Illegal, immoral, and stupid

NCLB (lots of support): Stupid

Mukasey as AG (enough support to pass):  Immoral

Changes in tax code: Immoral and stupid

Gonzales as AG : Immoral and stupid

Alito and Roberts on SCOTUS: Immoral

Drilling in ANWR: Immoral and stupid

see? It’s easy!

If Bush proposes it, you oppose it.  

Always.