12 Days of Christmas, Docudharma Style

(9 pm – promoted by ek hornbeck)

Hey, we’re back with the final version of Docudharma’s 12 Days of Christmas. Most of the lyrics have come from Rusty1776 and On The Bus. If you have lyrics, leave them in the comments… so please join in!!! But first, I’m re-posting Frank Kelly’s 12 Days of Christmas because I think it’s just hysterical. I’m laughing as i try to embed this… really and truly… this is great.

and this, holly hocks and ivy, is bizarre…

DOCUDHARMA’s 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…

On the first day of Christmas, my country gave to me a president free of party affiliation

On the second day of Christmas, my country gave to me Bush’s resignation, and a president free of party affiliation

On the third day of Christmas, my country gave to me reconciliation, Bush’s resignation, and a president free of party affiliation

On the fourth day of Christmas, my country gave to me Netroots celebration, reconciliation, Bush’s resignation, and a president free of party affiliation . . .

On the fifth day of Christmas, my country gave to me a Docudharma nation, Netroots celebration, reconciliation, Bush’s resignation, and a president free of party affiliation

On the sixth day of Christmas, my country gave to me psychiatric evaluations, a Docudharma nation, Netroots celebration, reconciliation, Bush’s resignation, and a president free of party affiliation

On the seventh day of Christmas, my country gave to me a Congressional investigation, psychiatric evaluations, a Docudharma nation, Netroots celebration, reconciliation, Bush’s resignation, and a president free of party affiliation

On the eighth day of Christmas, my country gave to me shocking revelations, a Congressional investigation, psychiatric evaluations, a Docudharma nation, and Netroots celebrations, a reconciliation, Bush’s resignation, and a president free of party affiliation

On the ninth day of Christmas, my country gave to me Cheney’s cross examination, shocking revelations, a Congressional investigation, psychiatric evaluations, a Docudharma nation, and Netroots celebrations, a reconciliation, Bush’s resignation, and a president free of party affiliation

On the tenth day of Christmas, my country gave to me torture repudiation, Cheney’s cross examination, shocking revelations, a Congressional investigation, psychiatric evaluations, a Docudharma nation, and Netroots celebrations, a reconciliation, Bush’s resignation, and a president free of party affiliation

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my country gave to me collective hallucinations, torture repudiation, Cheney’s cross examination, shocking revelations, a Congressional investigation, psychiatric evaluations, a Docudharma nation, and Netroots celebrations, a reconciliation, Bush’s resignation, and a president free of party affiliation

On the twelveth day of Christmas, my country gave to me a Caribbean vacation, collective hallucinations, torture repudiation, Cheney’s cross examination, shocking revelations, a Congressional investigation, psychiatric evaluations, a Docudharma nation, and Netroots celebrations, a reconciliation, Bush’s resignation, and a president free of party affiliation

That’s our wish list for the 12 days of Christmas.

Please forward to Santa.

He’s in Gitmo right now, but they still let him read his mail in between waterboardings. 

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    • pfiore8 on December 24, 2007 at 5:09 pm
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    and happy holidays and peace to all…

    • pfiore8 on December 24, 2007 at 5:23 pm
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    orange

    • nocatz on December 24, 2007 at 5:52 pm

    It was great that the first comment on the first video was this:

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    Do not disappoint them

    • pfiore8 on December 24, 2007 at 6:07 pm
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    Rudolph the brown nosed candidate

    has a warmongers nose

    And if you ever heard him

    you would even say “he blows”

    All of the other Wingnuts

    used to laugh and call him names

    They never let poor Rudy

    join in any Neocon games  

    Then one lame duck Christmas Eve

    Bushie came to say

    “Rudy with your nose so brown,

    won’t you drag this nation down?”

    Then all the Repugs loved him

    and they shouted out with hate

    Rudy the brown nosed candidate,

    will make a deadly chief of state.

    • Robyn on December 24, 2007 at 6:09 pm

    …created to decorate this diary:



    Ornament

    • Edger on December 25, 2007 at 2:20 am

    I think next year it just might work if the rest of the world tried it too. Maybe?

    How about next year instead of setting aside one day out of 365 at the end of the year to be good to each other, we do it backwards and set aside 364 days to be good to each other and one day to all be assholes, just so we have a day to get it out of our systems. All wars would have to be on that one day, of course… that would be a given.

    Make sense? Anybody think it’s a lousy idea?

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