Late Night America Afternoon In Japan

Never Believe What They Say!

The Force Was Not With Him

House Minority Leader John Boehner, R-Ohio, for example, said the proposal was put together without input from Republicans.

The Hell You Say
Except there’s one little problem Johnny!

That isn’t true. Senior Republicans such as Sens. Charles Grassley of Iowa, the senior Republican on the Senate Finance Committee and a fiscal conservative, and Orrin Hatch of Utah helped draft the bill, and 18 Republicans in the Senate and 45 in the House of Representatives voted for it.

The Truth Is Out There

Declaring Torture Abhorrent in 2004

Secret U.S. Endorsement of Severe Interrogations
But soon after Alberto R. Gonzales’s arrival as attorney general in February 2005, the Justice Department issued another opinion, this one in secret. The new opinion, the officials said, for the first time provided explicit authorization to barrage terror suspects with a combination of painful physical and psychological tactics, including head-slapping, simulated drowning and frigid temperatures.

President Bush speaking in Panama City Panama on November 7, 2005 ‘We do not torture’
Lying straight out of your backside orifice as usual.

Jimmy Carter Is Pissed Off

KABKABIYA, Sudan – Former President Jimmy Carter confronted Sudanese security services on a visit to Darfur Wednesday, shouting “You don’t have the power to stop me!” at some who blocked him from meeting refugees of the conflict.

As well he should be concerning the Sudanese governments treatment of those living in the Darfur region.

Mr. 33% sure does like comparisons. Even when they can’t be compared.

LANCASTER, Pennsylvania (Reuters) – President George W. Bush on Wednesday held up North Korea as a possible model for resolving the Iranian nuclear standoff and reaffirmed a U.S. offer of talks if Tehran suspends uranium enrichment.

The only reason there is an agreement in place with North Korea is their detonation of a Nuclear Device in October of last year.

Private Armies “Mercenaries” and the White House

White House: Contractor bill would have ‘intolerable’ effects
The Bush administration said Wednesday it opposes a bill that would bring private military contractors overseas under U.S. law, warning it would have “unintended and intolerable consequences” for national security.

It would have intolerable effects because:
Blackwater Employees could no longer randomly shoot any Iraqi civilian.

They would no longer be allowed to write incident reports and pass them off as coming from the State Department.

Oversight is a terrible thing: Its not like we’ve broken any other Laws or Violated Large Portions of the Constitution.

People might actually be held accountable for their actions. Of course that would just be wrong as we “The Bush Administration” Our Above Law.

Putting your education to work

Ah That University Education

Athletic Waseda co-ed arouses school spirit (and classmates’ libidos) in sensual DVD
Waseda University freshman pitcher Yuki Saito, known in the media as the “Handkerchief Prince” for the cloth he used to mop up perspiration while mowing down opposing teams’ batters, is nationally recognized as the star pitcher on the university’s baseball squad. But now, reports Friday (9/28), he’s got major competition from another phys ed major on campus: 22-year-old Sayuri Takamine.

“She made her debut in August in film titled, ‘Sayuri-chan, age 22: the Amateur Seminude Ero Club,'” says Rio Yasuda, a reporter on the AV (adult video) scene.

Talk about majoring in P.E. Sayuri-chan has reached the Summit.


  1. This is the midnight you were talking about (Pacfic).

    Is this a one off or do you want to do it on a regular basis?

    Would you rather do The Morning News (7:30 am Eastern) instead?  I’m not emotionally invested in it, so it would be more than fine by me.

    • pico on October 4, 2007 at 19:37

    especially since the language alone would have it banned and/or fined in this country:

    Ms. Takamine, who stands 172cm tall, boasts long legs, luscious lips, a stunning smile, silken skin and Olympic-class 100-60-100cm measurements that are not only rounded off to the nearest zero but guaranteed to drive the needle against the pin on the peter meter.


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