Filipino-American Sentenced for Espionage

For some time now Michelle Malkin (née Maglalang) has been helping keep America safe from murderous hordes of foreigners by alerting us every time she hears about a horrendous crime committed by an illegal alien.

You may find that bizarre and deceiving and dangerously inflammatory, and so forth, since horrendous crimes are obviously often committed by people who aren’t illegal aliens. Jeffrey Dahmer, for example, was not an illegal alien. Nor was John Wayne Gacy, or Timothy McVeigh, just to give a few examples from the Horrendous Hall of Fame. Given such an obvious truth, you might say that attempting to make a connection between illegal aliens and horrendous crimes makes as much sense as attempting to make a connection between white American citizens and horrendous crimes. Or Filipino-Americans and horrendous crimes.

But you would be deceiving yourself with clearheaded thinking and logic and other such Liberal nonsense.

With all this in mind, I would like to begin to do my part to make America more safe by alerting you, on a regular basis, to crimes committed by Filipino-Americans, which might or might not happen a lot more often than you think. Even crimes like the ultra-unAmerican – espionage.

More to come.

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  1. Thanks for the update…..and the wonderfully sarcastic tone!

    Malkin …..well my grand pappy said if you can’t say something nice about someone…..make sure you are thorough about it! And I just don’t have time to write out exactly how horrendously horribly horrible Malkin is.

    So I will just say she is the Veronica to Coulters Betty in the Republican Hate Crime version of the Archie Comic Book.

    • nocatz on October 12, 2007 at 3:31 am

    She’ll accuse you of racism.

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