Just Who Is Markos and What is Daily Kos?

{Note: This was originally a comment on My Left Wing.}

Markos Moulitsas, I am here to tell you, is one of the finest examples of humanity that I have ever witnessed.

He is a gentlemen, a scholar, a philanthropist, and, when he is not helping little old ladies across busy streets in San Francisco, he can usually be found at the local orphanage handing out presents to the poor.

Some have said of Markos that he is a combination of Martin Luther King, Jr… Mahatma Gandhi… Mother Theresa… Albert Schweitzer.

Others have noted that, in person, Markos fairly glows with the sublime, transcendent radiance of a thousand suns; a radiance normally attributed to holy men and bodhisattvas.

A mere glance of his divine countenance can heal the sick and gladden the heart.
Yea, verily, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil, because Markos Moulitsas walketh with me.

And Daily Kos?

They say of Daily Kos that it is a mere blog, but it is not.  It as an ashram comprised entirely of gentle souls and seekers after lost knowledge.

With Hunter on his left and Pastordan on his right, Markos walks among the children of Daily Kos and blesses them with his wisdom, his compassion, and his heart-breaking insight.

There is only one word that can really describe Markos Moulitsas.

It is Love.

The Divine Energy which is the source of Life is the Stuff of Markos.

And, remember, each of you, my friends. 

His nature is that of forgiveness and in His magnificent heart… he cries for us all.

You Lie, Karmafish! 

Moulitsas is Evil!!!!

He is the source of everything diseased and poisonous in the American political landscape.

He is the darkness that consumes the darkness.

Anyone who gets involved with Moulitsas soon realizes that behind that boyish face lies the mind of an evil genius who seeks nothing less than world domination!

Anyone who opposes him soon finds himself crushed beneath the Fascist Boot of his nefarious intent.

He will stop at nothing, I tell you.  Nothing!

He will destroy anything that gets in his way.

Before he is through the streets of San Francisco will run red with the blood of 1000 baby harp seals.

Good people throughout the land will flee in terror before the terrible onslaught of his crazed Orange Minions.

Entire cities will be consumed in fire and the land will be laid waste.

Markos Moulitsas is a foul and loathsome creature who, as an El Salvadoran Death Squad commander, delighted in torturing his victims with the ingenious cruelty of a maniacal psychopath.

There is only one man who can stop him!

There is only one hero to whom we can turn.

Our savior from a far-off land.

Francis L. Holland.

Yes, it’s Francis L. Holland – strange visitor from another planet who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men.

Francis L. Holland – who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend the will of Congress with his bare hands, and who, disguised as Armstrong Williams, mild mannered reporter from a great metropolitan newspaper, fights the never ending battle for…

Truth, Justice and the American Way!


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    • Karmafish on September 18, 2007 at 4:21 pm

    Is Markos and angel sent by God to save humanity?

    Or is he the Devil incarnate?

  1. For someone who presents themselves as a ‘progressive (as Markos does), that should tell you all you need to know!


    Go Dennis!
    Kucinich 2008!
    Choose Peace!

    • Karmafish on September 18, 2007 at 4:26 pm

    Have I opened the door to… something bad?


    • Pager on September 18, 2007 at 4:28 pm


    • sbdenmon on September 18, 2007 at 4:44 pm

    Eh, if that’s the worst thing I’m called today, it’ll be a good day.

    • SallyCat on September 18, 2007 at 5:09 pm

    Wasn’t it in the first ‘welcome’ diary that Buhdy said we aren’t here to bash the big orange?  Gaaack…

    Is there some reason for this diary?

    Markos is just a guy that started a blog. He’s as differet faceted as most of us and therefore has different opinions at different moments on different subjects. Not all of his opinions are popular. So what? The community took it where it is. Like many things it’s getting a little unwieldy….but that’s not unexpected or bad. Lots of us participate there and here and other places as well.

    Time for me to go read Morning Muse and clean my palate now.

    • on September 18, 2007 at 5:13 pm

    and wouldn’t think of telling people what to do.

    this essay, though…? well, it has humor, but it’s sort of fourth-grade humor, not to put too fine a point on it…but, hell – enjoy!

    my humor is sometimes even younger than that.

    example: “why is six afraid of seven…?

  2. This is a claassic psy-op operation being lead by undercover CIA Agent Markos. Remember China? When they freed the intellectuals to speak their minds, as Mao said, “The snakes are out of the grass!”

    So now countless liberals and progressives have outed themselves willingingly, and when Giuliani/Petreaus 2008 get elected they will all be rounded up and sent to the detention camps Halliburton has been building.

    We are threw the looking glass here people!

  3. Markos is beyond such mortal concepts as good and evil. Trying to understand the unknowable that is Markos, much less to bind him under such insignificant descriptions as “light” or “darkness” can only lead to madness.

    Or, perhaps, that blessed state of enlightenment that the knowlessmen choose to call madness.

    To speak the name of Markos too often is to draw the curse of his blessed attention – so that, for us to stay within this mortal geometry, I suggest that we only refer to him as the King in Orange.

    Otherwise, we may join his blind pipers at the center of the universe.

    All hail the King! Ia! Ia! ROFLMAO FTAGHN!

    (Yes, I stole that last bit from Elf Only Inn. Sue me.)

  4. Persian Gulf the other day and she told me Markos is a (Deleted by CENTCOM) and that everything he (Deleted by the FBI) is reported to (Deleted by the NSA) so his superiors at (Deleted by OVP) can monitor (Deleted by DHS) and send us all to detainment camps. 

  5. I can easily understand getting banned from hannity.com.  I do not understand bans from a “progressive” board.  I can almost agree with even the banning of 911 topics mostly because it turns boards into pre-pubescent, well, hannity like places.
    The anti-Illuminati crowd though has a different take on markos, maybe they are right.

  6. but he isn’t really Markos Moulitsas. The person you’ve seen in the media and at YK is an actor.

    Markos is actually Elvis. Nixon got him in the CIA. You’ve seen the pictures.

    And…Armando and Miss Devore are both sock puppets for Markos/Elvis!

    Proof? Have you ever seen Elvis, Markos, Armando and Miss Devore in the same room at the same time? I didn’t think so.

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