Rating America’s Next Top Model Cycle 8 or so

This is something that maybe only me and Melvin care about, but meet the next hopefuls for America’s Next Top Models!

Didn’t mean to have that on the front page, we should look into changing that button.

Looks like another boring cycle for the Blondes, with only one of interest being Smallface leaning over in the middle. Though I think Blonde on the lower left has pretty facial features, I don’t think she can suck her stomach in for an entire season.

Looks like they also went with more Eastern Europeans this year, hopefully their broken English like a certain Russian from the last cycle will continue to make my prose appear to Shakespearean. I have never understood this girl’s obsession with pulling their hair back to expose Fiveheads.

The girl front and center is my early favorite, with the the redhead to her right being cute as a button too. But the long black hair and almond eyes of Elven queen in the middle just reminds me of the kind of woman you can throw up into the air and she turns into sunshine.

Kudos to the girl in the middle far right and left of nailing down two of Tyra’s favorite poses. Only thing you need to do is cry and you will find yourself deep in the competition!

I am also glad there are no stick-thin heroin-drug-addled looking girls this cycle, that shit was more tired than Miss J’s act.

Anyone else got any favorites? Melvin?


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    • melvin on August 24, 2007 at 12:10 am

    like she remembers normal. If she throws a shoe  on the back stretch I’d have to go with center bottom, because she looks a lot like my niece (only skinny  and stuff)

    Is that Princess Leia upper right?

  1. to the casting call for ATM in Alderwood Mall, Lynnwood, WA, of all places. There were a little over 500 auditioners.

    The questionnaire was pretty intense and my daughter’s answers were pretty amusing. As far as we know, she didn’t make the cut, but, of course, I think she should have…

    (btw, she’s blond, tall, and very striking, with the right kind of lips, but apparently not the right kind of emaciation. Oh well.)

    Question: “Have you ever hit anyone?”
    Her answer: “Just my husband, a hulking Marine. Why do you ask?”


    1. the ultrawide format is a bit annoying tho.

        • melvin on August 24, 2007 at 12:18 am
        1. I can’t believe Tyra already got rid of the plus sizes, I guess she has moved on.

          But the silver swimsuits, Jesus, it’s 2007.

          What do you think about doing a weekly wrap up of Project Runway and ANTM and such. Sure, we’re no fourfour, but I think we can make it amusing.

        • melvin on August 24, 2007 at 12:18 am
        • melvin on August 24, 2007 at 12:20 am


        I lost Bravo – they moved it to another channel I don’t get. But I could get it back. I don’t even know when PR starts.

    • srkp23 on August 24, 2007 at 2:17 am

    Brent is an occasional judge this season. That’s allz I know.

  2. But…

    No hats


    This can’t be good.

    • pfiore8 on August 24, 2007 at 3:12 am

    you know i’ll be here every night…

    and i loved Project Runway… one of the few things i watch on TV (besides animal planet and KO, TDS, Stephen)

    but it’s not on anymore…

    melvin… it’s like you’re hiccuping or something with the double comments

    but it’s very funny

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