This is something that maybe only me and Melvin care about, but meet the next hopefuls for America’s Next Top Models!
Didn’t mean to have that on the front page, we should look into changing that button.
Looks like another boring cycle for the Blondes, with only one of interest being Smallface leaning over in the middle. Though I think Blonde on the lower left has pretty facial features, I don’t think she can suck her stomach in for an entire season.
Looks like they also went with more Eastern Europeans this year, hopefully their broken English like a certain Russian from the last cycle will continue to make my prose appear to Shakespearean. I have never understood this girl’s obsession with pulling their hair back to expose Fiveheads.
The girl front and center is my early favorite, with the the redhead to her right being cute as a button too. But the long black hair and almond eyes of Elven queen in the middle just reminds me of the kind of woman you can throw up into the air and she turns into sunshine.
Kudos to the girl in the middle far right and left of nailing down two of Tyra’s favorite poses. Only thing you need to do is cry and you will find yourself deep in the competition!
I am also glad there are no stick-thin heroin-drug-addled looking girls this cycle, that shit was more tired than Miss J’s act.
Anyone else got any favorites? Melvin?