Tag: Big 3 Bailout

So. You want to be an Automaker?

I would have settled for being able to get a factory rat job back in the day. I’d be retired by now.

Romney was here today saying that they shouldn’t bail them out.  Romney.  From Here. Let them go bankrupt.  Get rid of the Unions.  The workers are the problem.

Really Mitt? Whats your angle in all this?

We ain’t gonna bend over, Mitt.

You & your Amway buddies wanna buy them up, cheap? God know their workers are paid on a glorified Ponzi scheme.

Its never the 100 times the salary upper echelons making the decision to jerk off on the backs of the sweating plebes. Noooooooo.

Blame the auto workers, who have taken pay cut after pay cut, concession after concession and still cannot afford to buy one of the luxury cars they lease, so they can legally be sold as used to Kuwait.

See the market isn’t us, you fools.  Its Kuwaitis and Saudis.  The cap on what we sell them doesn’t apply to “used”, hence the leases.

Actually, I’m glad.

Close it down, mutha fuckas.

Bring it on!