Hooray for us Iowans! Our long regional nightmare is over!
President Bush visited Cedar Rapids and Iowa City today to personally vanquish the Godless floods that have caused so much damage over the last two weeks. And John McCain visited Columbus Junction, IA, to vanquish things a few miles downstream from the President. They shrewdly made separate trips so as to maximize the disruption to local recovery efforts.
(the President recoils in horror as he encounters an average Iowan)
