Tag: slapstick

Obama counter-threatens to take Iran to Judge Judy!

Now I know for sure that Obama is trying to kill us by making us choke on our lunches with laughter.  Obama wants his spy drone back from Iran!

“We have asked for [our Sentinel drone] back. We’ll see how the Iranians respond,” Obama said during a joint news conference with Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki after the two met at the White House.

I’m sorry, but this ranks with the stupidest thing ever done by George W.  Talk about fulfilling a more humble foreign policy.  Assemble the laughingstocks!  (didn’t brooklynbadboy just wax rhapsodic about Obama’s passion for foreign policy?)

Meanwhile, Iran is extracting the espionage data in order to file a lawsuit against the US for the invasion of Iranian airspace.

I am going to poop myself.  If anything makes me support Barack Obama in 2012, it’s this kind of slapstick.  Kapow!

Seriously.  I am done.  Bring the straitjacket, cuz I can’t contain it.